Entertainment & Music - 16 January 2007

I remember that it was a big deal for a celebrity to earn his or her star but now it seems like they give it to anyone who smiles for the camera. Has the Walk of Fame lost its meaning?

2007-01-16 23:59:54 · 6 answers · asked by AlongthePemi 6 in Celebrities

Or miles away from someone, but mentally in the same room?

2007-01-16 23:59:30 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

okay there is this video on you tube and other places with this litle green gummy bear dancing and singing and he is wearing yellow underwear im trying to find who wrote the song and stuff so i can find it on myspace music for my profile!

2007-01-16 23:59:01 · 3 answers · asked by ♥kristie♥ 2 in Music

A thick chav who knows absolutley nothing about anything would be my description of her and her Ameoba brained boyfriend "Jack"

2007-01-16 23:58:58 · 31 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Celebrities

She gets pulled over for speeding,etc. & when the cop arrives to the car, she flashes her breasts hoping he let's her go, but then she's stuck with 2 tickets;(speeding & indiecent exposure)

2007-01-16 23:58:48 · 12 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Polls & Surveys

where you want to be in 5 years

Do you have thew steps in place along with the required training to implement it

2007-01-16 23:58:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 23:58:19 · 2 answers · asked by karimm2405 1 in Movies

I need permission to land.

2007-01-16 23:57:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 23:56:18 · 31 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

Yes............No
No..............Yes
Maybe........No
We Need....I want
I'm sorry.....You'll be sorry
We need to talk.........You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead..........you better not
Do what you want......You will pay for this later
I'm not upset................Or course, I'm upset, you moron!
Your're attentive tonight......Is sex all you ever think about?



DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH

I'm hungry............I'm hungry
I'm sleepy.............I'm sleepy
I'm tired................I'm tired
Nice dress...........Nice cleavage!
I love you..............Let's have sex now
I'm bored..............do you want to have sex
May I have this dance...........I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime.......I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie.....I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you to dinner.........I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..........I'm gay!

2007-01-16 23:55:57 · 13 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

come on springtime!!!

2007-01-16 23:55:08 · 18 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

if so why?

2007-01-16 23:54:55 · 14 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

G'Day
I am Australian and would like to know your thoughts on this subject. Steve was a good man and was well liked by many around the world. I wonder if Bindi would be as well? I look forward to your responses

2007-01-16 23:54:15 · 19 answers · asked by Aussie1 2 in Celebrities

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo - 6 times

Wrong time of the month - 14 times

You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times

Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we??

Love, Your Hubby

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To My Dearest Husband,

I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:

Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times

Did not come home at all - 36 times

Did not come - 21 times

Came too soon - 38 times

Went soft before you got it in - 19 times

Cramps in your leg - 16 times

Working too late - 33 times

You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times

Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times

You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times

You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times

You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times

You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times

Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times

The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling. What I said was, "Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"

Love, Your Wife

2007-01-16 23:53:17 · 2 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

My friend found one image of him on naruto-kun.com but that's it.

2007-01-16 23:53:11 · 5 answers · asked by Kiyo 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-16 23:53:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Will it be good? Will it outshine the likes of St. Anger, Load and Re-Load? I certainly hope so! I did get a chance to download a few of the new untitled songs that they played live. I thought they where a huge step up from the last 3 albums. This album is supposed to have like 15 new songs. I hope that there will be more thrash riffs on the album. I personally think that "Master of Puppets" is the best metal album ever! The new songs to me sounded more like a cross between the black album and Justice.

2007-01-16 23:52:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

they are my and husbands favorite rock group.

2007-01-16 23:52:17 · 3 answers · asked by jtrdlr 1 in Music

I mean some ppl go on and on and on....

2007-01-16 23:51:54 · 34 answers · asked by bhbghgjbvmnbncvb 4 in Polls & Surveys

huh ??

2007-01-16 23:51:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i live with people who think their so right their willing to bet the farm that the information they have its impossible that they could be wrong?my problem is if i were too prove them wrong i'll be out on the street!

2007-01-16 23:51:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while,
thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.

8. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

11. And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know
when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

2007-01-16 23:50:21 · 3 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

ask a questions this morning?

2007-01-16 23:50:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you enjoy them why and how do they compare with todays comedy films (do we have any British ones)? Leslie Philips, Barbara Windsor and Jim dale to name but a few that were amongst the resident mottle crew to star in these black and white films.

2007-01-16 23:49:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-16 23:48:21 · 29 answers · asked by Dinosaur 4 in Polls & Surveys

Your Age In Chocolate


Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway--but the Hershey Man will know!

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .... If you haven't, add 1755.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e, how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

2007-01-16 23:47:24 · 11 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-16 23:47:05 · 4 answers · asked by srichie33 1 in Music

Man, I'm dressin' sharp an' feelin' dull...








(i may need a replacement)

2007-01-16 23:45:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

in real life..if possible.

2007-01-16 23:45:11 · 18 answers · asked by Kalooka 7 in Polls & Surveys

45 pounds!

2007-01-16 23:44:02 · 3 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles