Entertainment & Music - 15 January 2007

2007-01-15 23:58:10 · 3 answers · asked by Blindboy 1 in Movies

Or is this a social faux-pas? I need an alternative to my telly-shouting addiction!

2007-01-15 23:57:03 · 11 answers · asked by McAtterie 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. Invisible

The invisible man married the invisible woman.


Their kids were nothing to look at either.

2. Police Dogs



If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.


They're trained for that.

3. Fatherly Advice



George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush were having a little father-son chat the other day.


George H.W. Bush said to George W. Bush: "Son, you're making the same mistake in Iraq that I made with your mother."


"What was that, dad?" asked George W. Bush.


To which George H.W. Bush replied: "I didn't pull out in time."

2007-01-15 23:56:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

How can an organization rip apart a family's lives, put them onscreen for everyone to jeer at everyday, cause a cataclysmic telepathic occurrence to happen, and label it all an "accident" or "Gift from God"?!

They planned it, putting me onscreen for years, ever since something was inserted into my head. Then they put me onscreen during the worst, most horrific of moments.

And then this telepathy happened, and I still can't figure out who caused it, and for what purpose?!

What purpose is this telepathy (where the world receives my thoughts) used for? And, no, I can't read your mind.

Did the organization cause it for a certain purpose? Or was it just some sort of accident they hadn't planned?

2007-01-15 23:56:36 · 6 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

As two doctors were taking lunch in the park, a man approached, shuffling along with his knees pressed together, fists clenched and doubled up.

"What do you reckon is wrong with him?" the first doctor asked his colleague.

"Severe arthritis I would think. Do you agree?"

"No I think it's cerebral palsey," he replied.

All of a sudden the man came up to them and said through tight lips,

"Can you tell me where the Gents is, please?"

2007-01-15 23:56:23 · 17 answers · asked by racerman 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Whoa! you've earned 0 points

It just popped up randomly..is this supposed to make me feel good? I dont get it...

2007-01-15 23:56:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They haven't advertised it at all...makes me worried.

2007-01-15 23:55:48 · 2 answers · asked by Southpaw 7 in Television

2007-01-15 23:54:58 · 1 answers · asked by BABY DOLL 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-15 23:54:40 · 20 answers · asked by darren s 1 in Polls & Surveys

I don't think it is natural. What if we can all just eat vegetables and safe the environment?

Do you agree, strongly agree, disagree or strongly disagree. I STRONGLY DISAGREE.

Have a nice day!

2007-01-15 23:50:01 · 28 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

how can i watch the 64th golden globes again?

2007-01-15 23:49:20 · 3 answers · asked by lilmoose2015 1 in Other - Entertainment

I am having a clear out to make space in my house and want to keep the best five. Which five (in order) would you keep?
I've got nearly all of them that are available in the UK, I think...

2007-01-15 23:49:16 · 12 answers · asked by Jim Mac 2 in Music

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you
really think they look alike, you d1ckhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"

2007-01-15 23:49:04 · 28 answers · asked by leedsmikey 6 in Jokes & Riddles

The Perfect Day for Her:
8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:30 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

2007-01-15 23:47:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

thanks to the person who asked about what to expect as a newcomer.
I noticed that many others feel as I do; uncontrollably addicted to YA.
Is help available on the NHS

2007-01-15 23:46:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 23:46:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If u are the first one to pick the one I think is the best singer out of them I will give u best answer.Please don't pick all just pick one of them!!!!!

2007-01-15 23:46:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

please help me if you can its driving me mad.
the song is quite new ive heard it on the radio a few times but i dont know who its by the lyrics ive got are "i danced with your sister for the hell of it" and at the end of a line he says something about being "irresitable" help me please.

2007-01-15 23:45:13 · 2 answers · asked by roblou 2 in Music

I cant wait to see the new season

2007-01-15 23:43:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Doing a kids fun day at uni and doing a thing about celebrities - need some ideas of famous people who fairly young kids (11-15) would know, but cant think of many. Tried looking on websites for unis but no avail.

2007-01-15 23:43:18 · 20 answers · asked by Kris B 2 in Celebrities

Would you be like Mario marching forward, going nowhere?

Would you be the Dragon that comes in the end and beats the Hero up?

Would you be a race car driver?

Would you be like Luigi? 2nd player/ sidekick?

Would you be the angelic "bonus points" fairy?

2007-01-15 23:43:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 23:40:15 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 23:39:07 · 6 answers · asked by Sassy 4 in Television

PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZZ..!

2007-01-15 23:38:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 23:38:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Which do you prefer and how???

2007-01-15 23:37:09 · 31 answers · asked by *~BETHY~* 6 in Polls & Surveys

Any advice?

2007-01-15 23:36:45 · 57 answers · asked by alya 1 in Polls & Surveys

what is the strmming pattern for irreplaceable and what are some good guitar songs to learn not like really really old songs just like once that are recent mabe withiin 1-5 years

2007-01-15 23:33:43 · 5 answers · asked by jibberjabber85 1 in Music

[No you will not be dead but, you may not be able to plug into the universe.] your telepathy may be uselful to other. but it is a gift from god. It may or may not help you materially. it should be used for upliftment of mankind.

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This was the response to my last question, and it makes little to no sense.

Does it mean that I'm dying or living?
What does it mean exactly?

2007-01-15 23:33:07 · 9 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 23:32:11 · 16 answers · asked by spider 4 in Polls & Surveys