As two doctors were taking lunch in the park, a man approached, shuffling along with his knees pressed together, fists clenched and doubled up.
"What do you reckon is wrong with him?" the first doctor asked his colleague.
"Severe arthritis I would think. Do you agree?"
"No I think it's cerebral palsey," he replied.
All of a sudden the man came up to them and said through tight lips,
"Can you tell me where the Gents is, please?"
2007-01-15 23:56:23 · 17 answers · asked by racerman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just a slight variation on the "No doctor, you're both mistaken" joke from "Carry on Doctor", but nice of you to share it....
2007-01-16 01:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pharmacist has to leave the store for a few minutes and leaves his newly-employed assistant in charge. When he gets back he notices a man standing in the corner with a very pained expression.
"What's up with him?" he asks the assistant
"He came in and asked for something to stop his cough. I couldn't find any cough medicine so I gave him some laxatives."
"Laxatives? Are you crazy? That's no way to help him with his cough!"
"Sure it is. Now he's too afraid to cough!"
2007-01-16 08:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by fuzzy10337 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 good 1
2007-01-16 07:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So the doctors tell the man what they were talking about and he says:-
"You thought I have arthritis - and you were wrong"
He looks at the other and says
"you thought I have cerebral palsy - and you were wrong"
He then looks sad and says
"I thought I was going to fart - and I was wrong!"
Tadaaa!!!
2007-01-16 08:07:36 · answer #4 · answered by voodoobluesman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
now that's what i call taking the pxss great joke 10/10
2007-01-16 08:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!
Good one
2007-01-16 08:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooopps....
Lolllllzzzz
Ha ha ha.... Very Funny...
2007-01-16 08:03:58 · answer #7 · answered by shikha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he anally retentive ? haha
2007-01-16 09:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad lol
2007-01-17 16:23:52 · answer #9 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
thanx
2007-01-16 08:07:14 · answer #10 · answered by shiro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋