1. Invisible
The invisible man married the invisible woman.
Their kids were nothing to look at either.
2. Police Dogs
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
3. Fatherly Advice
George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush were having a little father-son chat the other day.
George H.W. Bush said to George W. Bush: "Son, you're making the same mistake in Iraq that I made with your mother."
"What was that, dad?" asked George W. Bush.
To which George H.W. Bush replied: "I didn't pull out in time."
2007-01-15 23:56:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u sed it!
2007-01-16 01:45:17 · answer #1 · answered by monaUK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last two were good, but especially the one about Bush. Thanx for the laugh.
2007-01-16 09:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kinda like the last one but the first two are really bad
2007-01-19 17:00:26 · answer #3 · answered by dreamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, you'll have to try harder than that. One and a half of the three were almost funny, so they can't rate as "really bad"
2007-01-16 08:10:01 · answer #4 · answered by fuzzy10337 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sucked.
2007-01-16 09:10:07 · answer #5 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. 3 was funny eehehe others not so cool
2007-01-16 08:07:25 · answer #6 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah !!! I like the Bush-joke.
Thanks a lot for making me LOL.
Aaron.
2007-01-16 08:43:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea they actually suck ...the last one was still ok
2007-01-16 08:02:22 · answer #8 · answered by adi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋