Entertainment & Music - 16 January 2007

shamed along with her mum, one can only hope we'll never see this god-awful creature again. hopefully this is her greatest ever career move... for all of us!

2007-01-16 23:42:12 · 21 answers · asked by kingericthe7th 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-16 23:42:09 · 16 answers · asked by BlackRose 1 in Movies

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

2007-01-16 23:42:00 · 3 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-16 23:41:59 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

New Taxi Driver

A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost.

After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!"

"Sorry. I didn't realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says.

"It's not your fault," replies the cabbie.

"Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse."

2007-01-16 23:40:27 · 3 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

From The BB House. Jade, Danielle or Jo?
I remeber Jo being in an anti-Bullying Campaign when whe was in S Club 7. She said she had been bullied in School!
Great example shes setting now!!!

2007-01-16 23:40:04 · 2 answers · asked by Flower Power 2 in Television

2007-01-16 23:39:27 · 16 answers · asked by elmoinscotland 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-16 23:38:53 · 7 answers · asked by kw 4 in Music

Do anyone know the full backgrounds of Jim Jones and Juelz Santana, they look like they may have a little bit of hispanic in them?

2007-01-16 23:38:24 · 4 answers · asked by louis_vuitton_don864 1 in Celebrities

huh ?

2007-01-16 23:37:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That big mouth of hers has got her into trouble. To quote from Yahoo news: "Broadcaster and writer Janet Street-Porter has been arrested over an allegation she racially abused another woman, a police source said on Wednesday." Any comments?

2007-01-16 23:37:21 · 7 answers · asked by big pup in a small bath 4 in Celebrities

2007-01-16 23:37:06 · 5 answers · asked by Glam Girl 2 in Music

A woman goes into a dentist's office, and after her examination, the dentist says, “I'm sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth.”

Horrified, the woman replies, “Oh, no! I'd rather have a baby.”

To which the dentist replies, “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.”

2007-01-16 23:37:01 · 7 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table when a hot blonde walks up and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind," she says to the two men, "but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." She strips naked and rolls the dice.

As the dice come to a stop, she jumps up and down screams, "I WON I WON!!"

She then hugs both the dealers, picks up her money and her clothes, and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.

Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"

The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."

2007-01-16 23:36:10 · 3 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Can anyone give me the name of some good guitar bands?
This is the sort of music I like.

sonic youth
the pixies
stone roses
charlatans
arctic monkeys
muse
the strokes
wedding present
ride
dinasaur jnr

I dont like kasabian,block party,razorlight,ETC

Any ideas would be great.

2007-01-16 23:36:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Grassy loves the smell of coffee in the morning.
Of course Grassy is talking out of bed....

2007-01-16 23:35:50 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

American Idol last night ???

2007-01-16 23:34:35 · 4 answers · asked by Bobbi 5 in Television

Me any question What would it be???

2007-01-16 23:33:50 · 35 answers · asked by Mandy :) 4 in Polls & Surveys

A woman goes into hospital for a Vaginal reduction op. Whilst recouperating she notices 3 cards on her bed side table
one from the nurses wishing her all the best for a speedy recovery
another from her family wishing the same and one from a man in the next ward thanking her for his new ears !!!

2007-01-16 23:33:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse **** onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse **** from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

2007-01-16 23:33:20 · 4 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

U betta not take that joke seriously loco...!

2007-01-16 23:33:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

huh ??

2007-01-16 23:32:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 23:32:15 · 7 answers · asked by Lizzie 1 in Music

A man walkes in to the doctors with a fried egg on is head and the doctor says why have you got a fried egg on your head the man replies because the hard boild egg keeps rolling off. was that funny?

2007-01-16 23:32:02 · 25 answers · asked by philip k 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-16 23:31:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"

"Why, yes I am... How did you know?"

He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."

2007-01-16 23:31:16 · 11 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

OR
Left us........!!!

2007-01-16 23:30:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've been wondering if the Administrators at YA just hand out random violations to get us talking? Maybe they think that our question are getting a little dull and they hand them out just to stir the sh♦t pot and get us going. I think they like reading about themselves here!

2007-01-16 23:30:34 · 12 answers · asked by Michelle 4 in Polls & Surveys

?????

2007-01-16 23:29:59 · 11 answers · asked by poononga1 1 in Other - Entertainment

huh ??

2007-01-16 23:26:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys