A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"Oh really? What's it telling you now?" she inquires.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
And the man starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
2007-01-19 16:58:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is by far your very best! oh my gosh im still getting over it -that was great!
2007-01-21 06:48:20 · answer #1 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha I loved that joke very good boo. Anyone who can make me laugh is a star.
2007-01-20 07:52:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Even though that was funny I can't help but be annoyed with your imaginary joke character, oooh he makes me mad that cocky s.o.b......but a good one none the less.
2007-01-20 02:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
2007-01-20 02:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by coldblooded 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May I ask you a question? Why does your question sound like Yoda, "Very confident he is?"
hmm?
2007-01-20 01:05:53 · answer #5 · answered by xrandomnessx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Boo hooo, LOL,LOL,LOL, THAT IS A GOOD ONE.
Clowmy
2007-01-20 01:22:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or, maybe an hour late?
2007-01-20 01:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's classic, lol!
I'll have to keep this one.
2007-01-20 01:02:34 · answer #8 · answered by timster1984 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>was he successful after one hour?>>>funny one!
2007-01-20 06:18:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, a great joke
2007-01-20 01:12:23 · answer #10 · answered by DeepBlue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋