A blind man walked into a bar and asked the bartender if she wanted to hear a blonde joke. The bartender replied " I am a black belt in the martial arts, and I am also blonde, the lady next to you is a professional wrestler and she is also blonde, and the lady at the other end of the bar is a professional boxer, and also blonde, are still you sure you want to tell that joke?" The blind man answered " Nah, I don't want to have to explain it 20 times."
2007-01-19 17:01:17 · 20 answers · asked by TE 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ITS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD IT I REALLY THINK THAT ITS REALLY FUNNY!!! i think he should know his way out even if his blind..
2007-01-19 17:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by single_4321 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-20 02:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by Capri 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol nice joke i got a blind man joke too.
its old i think
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
2007-01-20 01:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
there is a shorter version. that was kinda shaggy dog joke
man walks in bar, asks if he wants to hear a blonde joke. bt says "there are 5 blonds here right now. you sure thats a good idea?" man says "na, your right. i dont feel like repeating it 6 times"
2007-01-20 01:05:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi Tom, It's okay,but i know you can do better. Try again,and you will see the differences. A Friend
Clowmy
2007-01-20 01:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
5/10 Heard before, but OK!
2007-01-20 01:04:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice.
2007-01-20 01:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by coldblooded 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is so old try stealing this one our momma is so stupid the other day i found she was on an glass wall i asked her what she was doing she said she was peeking over the side.
2007-01-20 01:19:37 · answer #8 · answered by country dude 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is an old joke, try some new ones.
2007-01-20 01:03:56 · answer #9 · answered by mbsparks11@verizon.net 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey a good one
2007-01-20 01:04:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋