Entertainment & Music - 17 January 2007

2007-01-17 22:17:13 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Shilpz is a black belt in karate and Jade is a part time cake tester. If Shilpz did not have this much patience, dignity and pride, could we of seen the first ever battering of a BB contestant?

2007-01-17 22:16:37 · 12 answers · asked by Puma 4 in Television

Fill in the blank and give the answer: How many___________s does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I'll get the ball rolling with a few examples:

1) YUPPIES--2. One to mix martinis, and the other to call an electrician.
2) JEWISH PRINCESSES--2. One to open the Diet Cokes, and the other to call Daddy.
3) LESBIANS--6. One to screw it in, one to feed the cats, and the other four to form a discussion group as to why it was so much more rewarding than being with a man!
4) TRUMP FAMILY MEMBERS--just one, The Donald. He holds it still and waits for the world to revolve around him!
5) JEWISH GRANDMOTHERS--"Oh, who needs a light bulb? I'll just sit here in the dark, ALL ALONE!"

So, now everybody else's turn! Get creative! Best one gets 5 stars and 10 points! Have fun!

2007-01-17 22:16:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

there is a song that i remember the melody of the song but i dont remeber the words.. what i just remeber is the word "away".. like faaaaaaaar away... but maybe its not the right lyrics..
its not (cant take that away , Slipping away, fly away, never too far)
I know its silly but i dont know what do .. i wanna listen to it.. its an old one

2007-01-17 22:16:14 · 3 answers · asked by Lona aa 2 in Music

suddenly i see this is what i want to be.....her face is a map of the world is a map of the world and you see shes a beautiful girl she's a beautiful girl.....

2007-01-17 22:16:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-17 22:15:28 · 16 answers · asked by Hunka Munka 3 in Polls & Surveys

My man proposed after 2 weeks!!!!! We got married 6 months later, just after my 18th. We've been married 5 years now, and still going strong. Who says you can't find love young?!

2007-01-17 22:15:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I used to heart Jade, now I loathe her, she's never gonna make another penny again, what a shame eh?

2007-01-17 22:14:28 · 27 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Celebrities

2007-01-17 22:13:59 · 1 answers · asked by kingstone 2 in Music

like to be paddled?

2007-01-17 22:13:40 · 6 answers · asked by 818er 2 in Polls & Surveys

What age were they when you realized that youve got a lil knucklehead on your hands lol?

Nothing disrespectful by that of course...

2007-01-17 22:13:32 · 4 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Or Glad?

2007-01-17 22:12:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

putting your hands up in the air and wave them around like you just dont care??????

Huh?? Dontcha???

2007-01-17 22:12:19 · 8 answers · asked by Cyrill sneer 2 in Polls & Surveys

I cant wait till the load of rubbish is off the tv.When my wife watches it and im on the computer all i can hear is that stupid cows big mouth.Im ready throw somthing straight through the tv

2007-01-17 22:11:37 · 20 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Television

2007-01-17 22:11:27 · 9 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care." St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "You can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."

2007-01-17 22:11:26 · 1 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you ever get so mad with people on the other end of the phone at call centres or customer services that you want to put your hand down the phone and punch the person till they bleed. I am experiencing this right now and had to hang up on the condesending b******, before i got the answer i was after. i think it will take the rest of the day for my rage to disappear. Grrrrr some people.

2007-01-17 22:11:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can any of you give me some good links in youtube to watch korean movies. Some are wrritten in korean which i can not search. Pls help.
Thank you.

2007-01-17 22:10:04 · 1 answers · asked by Anne H 3 in Movies

My music teacher only allow me to play one instrument.
I am able to play piano but I'm bored of playing it.
Drum looks fun but there are many boys playing drum and they are so noisy and annoying.
The other girls are playing guitar but i don't like guitar.
So wat do u think?
Piano?
Drum?
Or guitar?

2007-01-17 22:08:26 · 22 answers · asked by Unknown User 2 in Polls & Surveys

the character describe a criminal as an albino asian or african american with red hair and dreadlocks?

2007-01-17 22:07:56 · 5 answers · asked by hgowlland 1 in Movies

Hi all,

Does anyone know of any songs with the name Naomi in it? Title/ lyrics etc?

I can't think of any...

2007-01-17 22:06:45 · 11 answers · asked by Simon C 3 in Music

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong. "What's that brass gong for?" asked the friend. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? How's it work?" "Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It's 3:00 in the morning!"

2007-01-17 22:05:56 · 5 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Once upon a time (not too long ago) a young sailor contracted a STD while he was on shore leave in China. So, he goes on sick call to get it taken care of, and upon examination the Navy Dr tells the sailor " I've never seen this before, but I've heard of it,, and the only known cure is amputation. The young sailor's face turns white, and he exclaims Noooooo, refuses to accept the dr's diagnosis, and demands a second opinion. Second dr tells him the same thing, but adds, since you got the disease in China,, maybe you should see a Chinese Dr. So, he does. The young sailor asks the Chinese Dr to examine him and tell him if his penis will have to be amputated. Doctor looks at him,, shakes his head in the negative, and tells the sailor, no need to amputate,, I see this many times before. The sailor is overjoyed to hear this and asks, " what should I do to rid myself of the disease? The Doctor replies, " Nothing. Just wait for 3 days and it fall off by itself!!

2007-01-17 22:04:51 · 4 answers · asked by tee_nong_noy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Hatred towards others and ourselves as the best?

2007-01-17 22:03:37 · 29 answers · asked by jack b 1 in Television

i want to lear what is an entertainment? in its real definition. and who is the one who have elaborate entertainment?

2007-01-17 22:03:20 · 2 answers · asked by therese 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-17 22:03:09 · 29 answers · asked by tom c 1 in Jokes & Riddles

It's never been re-aired and it's not out on VHS or DVD. Is there any way to petition a station to make something like this available on DVD?

2007-01-17 22:02:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-17 22:02:31 · 34 answers · asked by pepstar 2 in Celebrities

What part of England do the Goody family come from. Does anyone know?

2007-01-17 22:01:05 · 7 answers · asked by greatbrickhill 3 in Television

My first album was "The Association's Greatest Hits" and it got lost somewhere along the way. But the second album I bought was "Crosby, Stills and Nash" and I still listen to it (although I bought the CD to use because it's easier.)

2007-01-17 22:01:00 · 8 answers · asked by Yogini108 5 in Music