Entertainment & Music - 17 January 2007

Little Johnny comes home from school all excited, his Pop seeing his son all fired up asks, "Whats up Johnny".
Johnny says "Pa guess what, I've learned all about sex at school today".
"Oh Great" says Pop, "sit down and tell me all about it".
"I cant", says little Johnny, " My as-s still hurts"

2007-01-17 22:56:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-17 22:56:11 · 4 answers · asked by ◄Hercules► 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 22:55:59 · 4 answers · asked by Kitty 2 in Television

iv never got whats with the whole time thing in the US...like for example, say im going to watch The OC, im australia we would write

The OC, 8.30pm Tuesday, Channel Ten (the tv network that televises it here)

but in the US, u guys write

The OC, Thursday 9/8c, Fox

i get Fox is the network, but why 9/8 c? cant you say 9pm?

2007-01-17 22:54:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

are they just for bragging rights or do they bear a greater significance?

2007-01-17 22:54:10 · 10 answers · asked by Grant B 3 in Polls & Surveys

What makes it special to you?

2007-01-17 22:52:38 · 20 answers · asked by CosmicKiss 6 in Polls & Surveys

Has anyone questioned him about his girlfriend Danielle? Or has he simply died of embarassment?

2007-01-17 22:50:28 · 4 answers · asked by Flower Power 2 in Television

2007-01-17 22:50:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little paddy arrives in school and goes straight to registration.The teacher calls out the names on the register...'Paddy O'Riley???'
'Here Miss!'
'Come out here Paddy.'
Paddy walks sheepishly to the front of the class.
'You were n't in school yesterday Paddy,why was that?'
'Well you see Miss,my mam had a ....um...car.'
'Your mother had a car? That's no excuse,surely you can do better than that!'
'No,wait Miss my mam had a..wheelbarrow...no a..bicycle..no..a..'
'Enough! You obviously don't have a reasonable answer to give me, go home and bring a note from your parents.'But Miss...'
'No buts,off you go!'
Downheartedly Paddy skulks off home and when he arrives he shouts up to his mother:...
'Ma..amm, what was that you said you had yesterday,the teacher wants to know..'
'A miscarriage dear.'
'Damn,I knew it was something with wheels on!'

2007-01-17 22:50:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

after the fun seems to fade?

2007-01-17 22:49:00 · 15 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Choose a word that best discribles you and how...

Zoo
Star
Billboard
raincoat
shoe lace
jelly
Soap

We did this at work, everything means something else.
Enjoy

2007-01-17 22:47:12 · 16 answers · asked by diarubie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 22:45:58 · 11 answers · asked by D8411 5 in Polls & Surveys

I used to be a big fan of hers since she was in the house the first time round but since shes been in the house this time ive seen a whole different side to the "dim but sweet" girl.

She has turned into a serious bully - which, after how she was bullied by Kate, Jonny and PJ etc etc, she should know better and know how horrible it feels.

Ive hardly watched this series of Big Bro cos im kind of bored of it but I did watch it last night with Jade's truly ridiculous outburst over OXO Cubes. Shes been looking for a row with that poor girl and I think the OXO cubes was the excuse she needed and being egged on by the even dumber Danielle and the stirrer Jo made her feel even better about the crap that was coming from her mouth.

Shilpa was right, Jade's claim to fame is the fact that she starred on Big Brother, nothing to be ashamed of but she should remember that. She is no one special and by last night I think Jade will get a shock with the reception she receives when she exits the house

2007-01-17 22:45:22 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-17 22:44:58 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 22:44:51 · 17 answers · asked by Lieanne 1 in Movies

Your coffee gets cold, you need to go to the bathroom, you need to be getting ready for work, or just anything??? Cause you are to busy answering questions? Is that some sort of an Addiction>HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

2007-01-17 22:44:09 · 12 answers · asked by justmenothinelse 5 in Polls & Surveys

One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definitely in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her. She said: the sky is definitely blue! I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else? Timmy raised his hand and said: the grass is definitely green. I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else? Little Johnny raises his hand and says: Teacher do farts have lumps? The teacher says,no why? Jonny says: Then I definitely $h!t my pants!

2007-01-17 22:41:55 · 5 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-17 22:41:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

in those moments of weakness when you find out there is nothing extraordinary about your life?

2007-01-17 22:40:00 · 26 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 22:39:35 · 19 answers · asked by D8411 5 in Polls & Surveys

but have you ever answered a question that started off with.. "I know you won't answer this question..."?

2007-01-17 22:39:10 · 16 answers · asked by Grant B 3 in Polls & Surveys

What would I be averting them from?
What would I be looking at as I averted them?

2007-01-17 22:39:06 · 5 answers · asked by Whava 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 22:38:31 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 22:38:23 · 12 answers · asked by D8411 5 in Polls & Surveys

reconsider your options about annoying people?

2007-01-17 22:37:30 · 17 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 22:37:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Your not just another lover no your everything". It was fairly recent, say within the past 6-12 months

2007-01-17 22:37:03 · 3 answers · asked by ricky_nitetrain 1 in Music

2007-01-17 22:34:37 · 6 answers · asked by Hutch 1 in Music

i have both but think the roll of film are better pictures

2007-01-17 22:34:24 · 14 answers · asked by Little KEV 2 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm wondering where she was going, because her "dress" seemed too short, or else inappropriate for wearing in public! Or was it even a dress at all and not some oversized shirt?

2007-01-17 22:33:52 · 15 answers · asked by leelai 1 in Celebrities