One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definitely in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her. She said: the sky is definitely blue! I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else? Timmy raised his hand and said: the grass is definitely green. I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else? Little Johnny raises his hand and says: Teacher do farts have lumps? The teacher says,no why? Jonny says: Then I definitely $h!t my pants!
2007-01-17 22:41:55 · 5 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha.........your last one is not bad........good night
2007-01-17 22:47:18 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be a fun person to hang out with (stated in a nice way) night.
2007-01-18 06:49:44 · answer #2 · answered by polynesiachick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that 1
2007-01-18 06:52:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's a good one. And GOOD MORNING TO YOU!
2007-01-18 06:55:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-01-18 06:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋