Entertainment & Music - 17 January 2007

Like cricket,wwe,or mews,t.v stars programs and music cennals.

2007-01-17 23:27:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

that can last forever?

2007-01-17 23:27:56 · 19 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Has anyone else seen this?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Jade-Goody-Klan-in-Celebrity-Big-Brother_W0QQitemZ160075097998QQihZ006QQcategoryZ80024QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

2007-01-17 23:27:27 · 18 answers · asked by DikiDoo 3 in Television

Job Opening

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."

2007-01-17 23:26:34 · 4 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

The way she was screaming at shilpa, and so over-reacting over pathetic oxo cube.

she went hysterical, went crazy shouting screaming.

i just though OMG jade you are so pathetic, over the top reaction, attention seeker chav.

and what about danielle " shilpa cant even speak proper english"

well danielle she has better english speaking than you, and we can understand shilpa better than her stupid most annoying accent.

shilpa was right, she has better vocabulary than all 3 of them (jade, jo and danielle)

big up to shilpa for saying "jade your fame is via big brother"

2007-01-17 23:25:38 · 23 answers · asked by Anon 5 in Celebrities

I mean wot the hell is going on in that house...the producers of that show sholud have called in Jade and the two giggling kidz who were steated on the sofa and given them a warning! Wot are the producer's getting out of this? the show is gone insane and all the rest of the house mates have not really helped shilpa during this outrage! the girl is fighting on her own while the rest laugh at her...

2007-01-17 23:25:12 · 26 answers · asked by Lihanna 2 in Television

A woman is throwing a themed fancy dress party and the theme is moods, so later that night there is a knock at the door and the person at the door is in all red he states that he has come as anger. The next person is in all green and he says he has come as envy. then the door bell goes and when she opens it there is a 2 men there. 1 standing with his willy in a bowl of custard and the other with his knob inside a pear, looking shocked she asks what have they come as, to which 1 man answers I'm fu(king despair and he's fu(king disgusted.lol lmao

2007-01-17 23:25:02 · 13 answers · asked by Loo 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-17 23:24:15 · 12 answers · asked by Alpha-Male 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I know it's a rainy and windy weather but it will be a lot of fun.

Have a nice day!

2007-01-17 23:24:03 · 16 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 23:23:34 · 7 answers · asked by shival10 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-17 23:23:28 · 24 answers · asked by Flower Power 2 in Polls & Surveys

Ken was a mamber of the Freshmen and also had breifly his own group the Ken Errair Quartet. I would like to find a copy of "How About Me?"

2007-01-17 23:22:10 · 1 answers · asked by Bashful Reader 3 in Music

What Doctor's Say And What They Are Thinking

* "Welllllll, what have we here...?"
(He has no idea and is hoping you’ll give him a clue.)

* "Let me check your medical history."
(I want to see if you’ve paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.)

* "Why don’t we make another appointment later in the week."
(I’m playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time or I need the bucks, so I’m charging you for another office visit.)

* "We have some good news and some bad news."
(The good news is, I’m going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you’re going to pay for it.)

* "Let’s see how it develops."
(Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.)

* "Let me schedule you for some tests."
(I have a forty-percent interest in the lab.)

* "I’d like to have my associate look at you."
(He’s going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.)

* "I’d like to prescribe a new drug."
(I’m writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.)

* "If it doesn’t clear up in a week, give me a call."
(I don’t know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.)

* "That’s quite a nasty looking wound."
(I think I’m going to throw up.)

* "This may smart a little."
(Last week two patients bit off their tongues.)

* "Well, we’re not feeling so well today, are we?"
(I’m stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?)

* "This should fix you up."
(The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.)

* "Everything seems to be normal."
(Rats! I guess I can’t buy that new beach condo after all.)

* "I’d like to run some more tests."
(I can’t figure out what’s wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.)

* "Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?"
(You’re crazier’n an outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink who’ll split fees with me.)

* "There is a lot of that going around."
(My God, that’s the third one this week. I’d better learn something about this.)

* "If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment."
(I’ve never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I’m off next week.)

2007-01-17 23:21:49 · 7 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I think famous food celebrity Paula Deen basically raised her two handsome boys by herself. I have never heard her say what happened to her first husband and am curious- anybody know?

2007-01-17 23:21:41 · 9 answers · asked by JJ S 2 in Celebrities

Can anybody point any out?

2007-01-17 23:20:42 · 15 answers · asked by pepstar 2 in Movies

2007-01-17 23:20:02 · 5 answers · asked by cnored9528 3 in Music

2007-01-17 23:19:31 · 11 answers · asked by monaUK 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 23:19:25 · 3 answers · asked by cnored9528 3 in Celebrities

Police Deptartment

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:

Officer: What's 2 + 2?

Blonde: Ummm... 4!

Officer: What's the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummm... 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummm... I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"

2007-01-17 23:19:17 · 7 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

it was sow nice i hope taht theydo ather one like it it was sow good well done ho has done

the movie

2007-01-17 23:18:52 · 20 answers · asked by malta marilou 2 in Movies

2007-01-17 23:16:51 · 23 answers · asked by JeN 1 in Polls & Surveys

How was it?How cruel or (nice) were the judges?

2007-01-17 23:15:10 · 13 answers · asked by allanbabes 3 in Television

2007-01-17 23:15:04 · 16 answers · asked by ? 7 in Movies

2007-01-17 23:14:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 23:13:32 · 11 answers · asked by serenitie51 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 23:13:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-17 23:12:13 · 9 answers · asked by JeN 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 23:11:36 · 40 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 23:11:25 · 42 answers · asked by GoreyAlan Fáilte 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-17 23:11:19 · 27 answers · asked by narayan c 1 in Other - Entertainment