A woman is throwing a themed fancy dress party and the theme is moods, so later that night there is a knock at the door and the person at the door is in all red he states that he has come as anger. The next person is in all green and he says he has come as envy. then the door bell goes and when she opens it there is a 2 men there. 1 standing with his willy in a bowl of custard and the other with his knob inside a pear, looking shocked she asks what have they come as, to which 1 man answers I'm fu(king despair and he's fu(king disgusted.lol lmao
2007-01-17 23:25:02 · 13 answers · asked by Loo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 10/10
2007-01-17 23:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i remenber this joke as slightly different - A woman is throwing a themed fancy dress party , that night there is a knock at the door she opens it and there is a man standing there. he is stood totally in the buff but with a jam jar over his willy, and the woman says what have you come as he replays iam a fire alarm he then says if you ever have a fire, smash the glass, pull the knob and i will come as quick as i can :0) not the best jokes but not the worst ive heard.
2007-01-17 23:46:44 · answer #2 · answered by claire01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny. what's with the repeated postings? a bad joke doesn't get funnier with repetition.
2007-01-17 23:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by Balaboo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one huni. x
2007-01-17 23:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by jane 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 (points) out of ten is all i'm giving you.
2007-01-17 23:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by bluenose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to bad. Pretty funny. :)
2007-01-17 23:31:46 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-17 23:28:43 · answer #7 · answered by fergie 11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't give up your day job!
2007-01-17 23:30:14 · answer #8 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I didn't like it
2007-01-17 23:30:40 · answer #9 · answered by Sara 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
haha. that's pretty good.
2007-01-17 23:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋