Police Deptartment
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:
Officer: What's 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
2007-01-17 23:19:17 · 7 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAH!!!! I LOVE that one. I have a blonde sister and am always looking for more good jokes. Its so fun to make her mad. THANKS
2007-01-17 23:23:10 · answer #1 · answered by MeanKitty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One Liners:
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: Why did the blonde have square ****?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.
Q: How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
2007-01-18 07:27:04 · answer #2 · answered by Coolguy_punjabi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three blonde jokes in the same place at the same time?
Hansen.
2007-01-18 07:24:27 · answer #3 · answered by brotherjonah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet she's still blonde, and won't solve the case.
She'll never find me.
2007-01-18 07:35:19 · answer #4 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm.......a blonde joke indeed,,,,,hilarious.......lol
2007-01-18 07:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
......back at the desk the next day, she says, " I need to look at that file, please: there are two or three clues I need to check about!"
2007-01-18 07:24:54 · answer #6 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha!! lmao!!!!
8/10
2007-01-18 08:19:01 · answer #7 · answered by Gigi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋