Little paddy arrives in school and goes straight to registration.The teacher calls out the names on the register...'Paddy O'Riley???'
'Here Miss!'
'Come out here Paddy.'
Paddy walks sheepishly to the front of the class.
'You were n't in school yesterday Paddy,why was that?'
'Well you see Miss,my mam had a ....um...car.'
'Your mother had a car? That's no excuse,surely you can do better than that!'
'No,wait Miss my mam had a..wheelbarrow...no a..bicycle..no..a..'
'Enough! You obviously don't have a reasonable answer to give me, go home and bring a note from your parents.'But Miss...'
'No buts,off you go!'
Downheartedly Paddy skulks off home and when he arrives he shouts up to his mother:...
'Ma..amm, what was that you said you had yesterday,the teacher wants to know..'
'A miscarriage dear.'
'Damn,I knew it was something with wheels on!'
2007-01-17 22:50:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Most people say they like it,but still no stars...why??
2007-01-17 22:59:20 · update #1
Sorry,I don't understand this star system,what is it?
2007-01-17 23:02:05 · update #2
Great joke - don't worry about the star system, it's the compliments here that count!!!
2007-01-17 23:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Never heard it before! Good joke!
2007-01-18 06:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2007-01-18 06:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by Toria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Never heard it before! Good joke!
2007-01-18 06:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a pony and trap for a lady ?
2007-01-18 07:07:56 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a bit morbid but i like it
2007-01-18 06:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-01-18 06:55:40 · answer #7 · answered by signorita 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one :)
2007-01-18 06:55:42 · answer #8 · answered by jassim m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋