Once upon a time (not too long ago) a young sailor contracted a STD while he was on shore leave in China. So, he goes on sick call to get it taken care of, and upon examination the Navy Dr tells the sailor " I've never seen this before, but I've heard of it,, and the only known cure is amputation. The young sailor's face turns white, and he exclaims Noooooo, refuses to accept the dr's diagnosis, and demands a second opinion. Second dr tells him the same thing, but adds, since you got the disease in China,, maybe you should see a Chinese Dr. So, he does. The young sailor asks the Chinese Dr to examine him and tell him if his penis will have to be amputated. Doctor looks at him,, shakes his head in the negative, and tells the sailor, no need to amputate,, I see this many times before. The sailor is overjoyed to hear this and asks, " what should I do to rid myself of the disease? The Doctor replies, " Nothing. Just wait for 3 days and it fall off by itself!!
2007-01-17 22:04:51 · 4 answers · asked by tee_nong_noy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
damn that's harsh.. poor guy.. I bet whoever gave him that.. didn't make it worth losing his poor penis.. that's kinda sad..
2007-01-17 22:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doing its gone 8/10
2007-01-18 06:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol pretty good
2007-01-18 06:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-18 06:08:35 · answer #4 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋