Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong. "What's that brass gong for?" asked the friend. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? How's it work?" "Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It's 3:00 in the morning!"
2007-01-17 22:05:56 · 5 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny, great Idea to use it on my neighbour, still laughing. Thank U!
2007-01-17 22:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
now that is a good one gets 10/10
2007-01-18 06:13:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty nifty
2007-01-18 06:10:40 · answer #3 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TOO FUNNY!!!
2007-01-18 06:11:32 · answer #4 · answered by frqbabycakes 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-18 06:09:31 · answer #5 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋