Entertainment & Music - 22 December 2006

If someone hands you a gift, allows you to open it, and then takes it back to keep or return?

2006-12-22 09:11:54 · 21 answers · asked by me 6 in Polls & Surveys

Some of my friends say no because it's based in Canada and some say yes becuase your downloading in the U.S. I'm not trying it till I know for sure, so anyone have a clue?

2006-12-22 09:11:51 · 14 answers · asked by toriisen 2 in Music

2006-12-22 09:11:42 · 18 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say theline Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play hes practicing his line over and over again.

Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!

"You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"

The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"

"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"

2006-12-22 09:11:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Tell u tell me?

2006-12-22 09:11:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-22 09:11:22 · 20 answers · asked by ~*Hermione*~ 2 in Celebrities

can the ghost of Rory Gallagher blow off Liam from the stage ?

2006-12-22 09:11:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

plz i don't want 2 watch the movie i want 2 download it. usually people get confused betweed watching and downloading!!!!!!

2006-12-22 09:10:56 · 3 answers · asked by Salman Q 1 in Movies

2006-12-22 09:10:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i need some fast christmas songs so we can danve fast on chistmas something like rock and roll maybe

2006-12-22 09:09:59 · 8 answers · asked by goochie1234 1 in Music

2006-12-22 09:09:51 · 5 answers · asked by lexx 1 in Music

You Do All the Damn Work & The Fat Man In The Suit Gets All The Credit

Eggnog Away

2006-12-22 09:09:29 · 20 answers · asked by celestial_shark02 1 in Polls & Surveys

Would you like to take my test?
If the statement is true add the points in parenthesis to your score.
Scoring is given at the bottom of the test.

1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points)
2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception. (8 points)
3. You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on. (7points)
4. You had to come in the house when the street lights came on. (6 points)
5. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)
6. If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis. (3 points)
7. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each)
8. If you've ever been beaten with an extension cord. (15 points)
9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points)
10. If you've ever passed someone a note asking "Do you like me?" or "Can I have a chance?" check _yes, _no or _maybe. (7 points)
11. If you have ever used dish washing liquid for bubble bath. (9points)
12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn't have any sugar. (4 points & add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar)
13. If you have ever played any of the following games. (2 points each): (hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I?, or red light..yellow light..green light 123!)
14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell + 5 if he played R&B)
15. If you remember any of the following candies. (1 point each): cherry clans, lemon heads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick, big league chew, "Wine" Candy (jolly ranchers), jaw breakers, and candy necklaces.
16. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (6 points)
17. If you've ever ran from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away)
18. If you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty set. (6 points + 4 if you owned some)
19. If you've ever had reusable grease in a container on your stove. (5 points)
20. The batteries in your remote control are held in by a piece of tape. (5 points)
21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses. (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.
22. You've ever covered your furniture in plastic. (2 points)
23. The heels of your feet have ever looked like you had been kicking flour. (1point)
24. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances. (1 point each): Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'.
25. You've ever used Tussy. (9 points)
26. You've never been to the dentist. (10 points + 10 if you've never been to the doctor.)
27. You've ever wore clothes with the tag still on them. (4 points)
28. If you're acquainted with someone with a name as follows. (3 points): Kay-Kay, Lee-Lee, Ree-Ree, Ray-Ray, etc.
29. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points)
30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points)
31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc). (3 points)
32. You pronounce words like this (1 point for each example you can think of skrimps or strimps, skreet, axe (ask), member (remember), frigerator, etc.
33. You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example Craig and nem' or momma and nem'). (6 points)
34. You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed. (3 points)
35. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (4 points)
36. You've ever asked a perfect stranger to take a picture with you and told your friends it was someone you dated. (3 points)
37. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (7 points)
38. If you've ever ran a race barefoot in the middle of the street at approximately 11 at night. (10 points)
39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (1 point)
40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/or jelly. (8 points)
41. You think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid. (4 points)
42. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (3 points)
43. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (8 points)
44. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points)
45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door. (8 points)
46. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (7 points)
47. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)
48. You won't answer the phone if you don't recognize the number on the caller id box. (7 points)
49. You know a child who can't speak, but can do the "bank-head bounce." (15 points)
50. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)

Scoring
0 - 30 - You have enjoyed a nice sheltered life in the suburbs.
31 - 60 - Hood movies have given you a little exposure.
61 - 100 - You may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends.
101 - 130 - You probably spent a few years in the hood, and moved to the suburbs.
131 - 160 - You're the genuine article. You are no stranger to hood life.
161 - 200 - You are definitely, without a doubt an expert on life in the hood.
201+ - Congratulations! You are Ghetto Fabulous!

2006-12-22 09:09:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm looking for angry, hard, or loud music with female singers. Alternative rock or punk especially. No pop or mainstream music please (that means no Avril Lavigne!).

I'll download some songs from each suggestion and it's 10 points to the one that strikes a chord with me!

2006-12-22 09:08:54 · 14 answers · asked by ghost orchid 5 in Music

2006-12-22 09:08:17 · 24 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

or you'll be done for twagging

2006-12-22 09:07:43 · 9 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

continuing from part 1: "Yes, sir, baby I know, I know I could be so in love...with you...but anyway, what would you say?" Someone knows who sings this, right? We hear it all the time on satellite on seventies, or whatever it is. Some say it is a guy, I think it might be a woman. But anyway, I need to know.
Thanks from Little Rock,
David

2006-12-22 09:07:40 · 2 answers · asked by David MJ 1 in Celebrities

Tell me what the best (or your favorite) version of "A christmas Carol" is, and why. Also, please include any information on the film version you can. Thank you.

2006-12-22 09:07:29 · 19 answers · asked by Christian 1 in Movies

2006-12-22 09:07:17 · 29 answers · asked by makingthisup 5 in Celebrities

Finish this sentence: I now see......../ I suddenly realize.........
Tell me whatever just nothing vulgar.
(love, books, weather, food, school, activities, sports, television, relationships, jokes, friends, WHATEVER!)

2006-12-22 09:07:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 09:06:55 · 11 answers · asked by nB* 2 in Music

Hey guys, i was just wondering if any of you knew any good Santa jokes. Send them!! best one wins!

2006-12-22 09:06:19 · 7 answers · asked by skull loner 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i like those shows so i was just wondering

2006-12-22 09:06:15 · 8 answers · asked by TTTTT 2 in Television

I sometimes cant understand her when she is singing

2006-12-22 09:05:44 · 5 answers · asked by dancerdudejay 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-22 09:05:41 · 29 answers · asked by makingthisup 5 in Celebrities

it looks boring when I have seen it on TV or films????...& boys say stupid thing to girls & they beleive them....& girls get all giggly & squeeky....yuk....I dont want to do that

2006-12-22 09:05:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-22 09:04:14 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

he's on here often.

2006-12-22 09:04:13 · 11 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

I recently saw Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and I thought it needed more of an ending. I like the first one better. Which one do you think was better and why.

2006-12-22 09:04:09 · 20 answers · asked by Kristine H 1 in Movies

2006-12-22 09:04:07 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Celebrities