Hey guys, i was just wondering if any of you knew any good Santa jokes. Send them!! best one wins!
2006-12-22 09:06:19 · 7 answers · asked by skull loner 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q. Why does Santa come down the chiminey ?
A. Because his wife died!
2006-12-22 09:30:56 · answer #1 · answered by kolohe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This One is funny->
SANTA INVENTIONS!!
1. Waterproof Towel
2. Sun Glasses For Night Driving
3. CNG Juicer Machine
4. Toilet Tissues used from both Sides
5. Window Seat on Motorbike
6. Paddle Powered Wheel Chair
7. Solar Energy Torch
8. 1000W energy Saver
9. A book on HOW TO READ
10. Diesel Engine Run by Water
2006-12-22 09:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by nautique16 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen Dateline where they catch predators? Well, i could see Santa putting presents under the tree and that guy coming in saying "What do you think you;re doing bringing presents to a 12year old? Im Chris Hunn, and this is dateline"
2006-12-22 09:12:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did Santa get a divorce with his wife?
Because she was a hoe hoe hoe!
2006-12-22 09:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by rawlings12345 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
2006-12-22 09:23:50 · answer #5 · answered by rjr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wats fat red and white and ugly to look at????? santa in a speedo
2006-12-22 09:10:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do win? More detail please!
2006-12-22 09:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋