There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.
The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say theline Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play hes practicing his line over and over again.
Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!
"You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"
The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"
"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"
2006-12-22 09:11:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, the sweet aroma....hahahaha!
2006-12-22 09:22:05 · answer #1 · answered by R M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny!
2006-12-22 18:14:25 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh out loud funny! 9/10
2006-12-22 17:38:21 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's funny!
2006-12-22 17:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny 10.9
happy holidays
2006-12-22 17:58:02 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was hilarious!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha I wish I could give you points lol
2006-12-22 17:42:52 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow thats funny. you are my hero you no so many jokes!
2006-12-22 17:50:21 · answer #7 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
real funny one
2006-12-22 17:20:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PRez say wow that funny!!!!!!!!! Prez say he understand this humor. Prez so happy. prez laugh out loud!
2006-12-22 17:15:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol...very funny
2006-12-22 21:42:12 · answer #10 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋