Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2006

2006-11-23 06:11:07 · 16 answers · asked by Ã?â?¥Ã?ÄPixie Queen~* 3 in Music

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.

"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man.

"How does it feel to freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive

2006-11-23 06:10:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It says on the recipe to preheat the oven to 325 F but later adds : A whole turkey (and turkey parts) is safe when cooked to a minimum internal temperature of 165 °F as measured with a food thermometer. So is it 325 F or 165 ?

http://www.urbanext.uiuc.edu/turkey/techniques.html

2006-11-23 06:10:36 · 13 answers · asked by hi 1 in Polls & Surveys

you know, to fill in those awkward "family" moments and to inject some humor when someone starts to fight :-)

jokes about turkey, squash, pilgrims, etc. are some of my ideas.

I'm coming prepared this time :-)

Oh. P.S. there will be children present so G rated would be good

2006-11-23 06:10:34 · 4 answers · asked by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Happy Thanksgiving!

2006-11-23 06:09:38 · 21 answers · asked by tapping toes 5 in Polls & Surveys

...to get to the next level on Answers? I'm trying to get to 6000 points today, thats my goal....Hopefully Level 6 by Christmas!!

=)

2006-11-23 06:09:31 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 06:09:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 06:08:09 · 12 answers · asked by DaYoungH-B 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-23 06:07:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...In real life?
...On Answers?

=)

2006-11-23 06:07:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my record is 5. ugh. that was exhausting!!! *burp*

2006-11-23 06:07:10 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Gag was invented just for Nancy Grace! I can't think of anyone who deserves to be bound and gagged with a thick cloth tied into her mouth! Agree?

2006-11-23 06:07:06 · 4 answers · asked by Sami 1 in Television

i want FRIENDS & SEX & THE CITY back.

2006-11-23 06:06:58 · 12 answers · asked by Bird 2 in Television

2006-11-23 06:06:29 · 10 answers · asked by ava c 1 in Comics & Animation

A lot of people will walk in and out of your life but only true ones will leave footprints in your heart........
15/18-23

2006-11-23 06:05:33 · 20 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

He always got it right-how did he do it and who was it?

2006-11-23 06:05:00 · 7 answers · asked by smac1 2 in Celebrities

I'm just curious to your opinions

2006-11-23 06:04:18 · 17 answers · asked by Skittles-Dark Edition 4 in Magazines

jude law is type casted as a german or a russian, he has the smart hi class look, do u think he can play as james bond, he can be very dashing and debonaire, and be a secret agent

2006-11-23 06:04:12 · 11 answers · asked by joseph_abri 2 in Movies

2006-11-23 06:04:06 · 7 answers · asked by Janae T 1 in Celebrities

I do,and watch re runs all the time,even though i've seen them all hundreds of times i still cry with laughter.

2006-11-23 06:03:59 · 8 answers · asked by Bird 2 in Television

i am getting ready to drive over to my moms for thanksgiving dinner.hope everyone has a nice day!:)

2006-11-23 06:03:44 · 4 answers · asked by crazi8red 6 in Polls & Surveys

who do u think Tohru is gonna choose (Kyo or Yuki)? and if u know pleasssse tell me

2006-11-23 06:03:27 · 12 answers · asked by sara 2 in Comics & Animation

By short I mean about 4 inches below average and by obese I mean naturally fat and unable to become normal weight.

2006-11-23 06:03:00 · 55 answers · asked by Jethro 5 in Polls & Surveys

There's a real good club song, that I have heard at most every party; but I have never thought about who sings it or what the name is... It goes something like : follow me, why dont you follow me, etc. Does anyone know what I am talking about?

2006-11-23 06:02:19 · 2 answers · asked by King of the Red plume 2 in Music

2006-11-23 06:01:38 · 3 answers · asked by XoSexierDenYewXo 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Personally I don't but I was just wondering!

2006-11-23 06:01:19 · 12 answers · asked by Katherine M 1 in Celebrities

you fill in the blank, you answer your question :P

my most ...awesome...moment was when i found out i was moving to CA!!!! excited!!!!

2006-11-23 06:01:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its kinda dance with electronic very cute and fast. a girl sings in the background over something like "For Everytime we kiss i feel this way! for everytime we hold i feel this way" or something like that its xtremely cute but im so depressed cauze i cant find it T T

2006-11-23 06:00:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Last week, I went on vacation to visit my aunt on her farm.

On the first day, one of her chickens died so we had chicken for dinner.

On the second day, one of her pigs died so we had pork for dinner.

On the third day, her husband died so I left before dinner.



A pedestrian was walking along the street looking for a better mode of transport, like a bus or tram.

He spots a taxi coming in his direction. He stands on the side of the road and shouts: "Taxi!"

The Taxi driver drives past and shouts back: "Pedestrian!"

2006-11-23 06:00:38 · 10 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-11-23 06:00:30 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys