you know, to fill in those awkward "family" moments and to inject some humor when someone starts to fight :-)
jokes about turkey, squash, pilgrims, etc. are some of my ideas.
I'm coming prepared this time :-)
Oh. P.S. there will be children present so G rated would be good
2006-11-23 06:10:34 · 4 answers · asked by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is neither a joke nor a riddle, but hey...
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES AND GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS,
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
2006-11-23 09:11:19 · answer #1 · answered by JubJub 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a good riddle. What does Texas, louisiana, and north carolina have in common? They are the only 3 states in the United States that have this in common...... Ans. They are the only three states that have a town with the name of Turkey.
2006-11-23 06:30:56 · answer #2 · answered by Zig Zag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u no the song lips of an angel??
sing it but have it to do with a turkey
eg. With the lips of a turkey hearin u gobble it makes me hungry
umm and the song by Christina wanna get dirty?
wanna get TURkey it's about time for my thanksgiving
2006-11-23 07:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by Paligurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the turkey cross the road? to get to the other side
why did the pilgrim cross the raod? because his dick was stuck in the chicken
2006-11-23 06:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋