Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man.
"How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive
2006-11-23 06:10:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol great
a blonde went into a shop and asked " can i buy that t.v"
the owner asks back "no because you are a blonde"
so the next day the blonde goes back with her hair dyed black. once again she ask "can i buy that t.v"
he answers "no because you are a blonde"
"how do you know" she asked.
"because its not a tv its a mircowave"
p.s no offence to blondes, just a jokes
2006-11-23 06:21:37 · answer #1 · answered by Roger S 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Doh! Saw that punchline coming along driving a big red truck mate. Still funny though.
2006-11-23 14:13:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a few variations of this joke, it's still funny
2006-11-23 14:12:28 · answer #3 · answered by Scorpion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-11-23 14:12:50 · answer #4 · answered by Jumble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait guys im tired of laughing
2006-11-23 14:59:40 · answer #5 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't see that one coming. Freaking awesome!
2006-11-23 14:12:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure i,ve heard this before, but its still funny. ha ha
2006-11-23 14:14:14 · answer #7 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4...but o' course it was a very nice one!
good
2006-11-23 14:14:31 · answer #8 · answered by catty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats a good un...;
2006-11-23 14:19:38 · answer #9 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it, thankyou for the laugh kind sir....
2006-11-23 14:22:25 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋