Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2006

what does this riddle mean?

2006-11-23 23:23:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anh D 1 in Jokes & Riddles

By the way who is the perfect rebond girl for Burke and the perfect rebond guy for Chistina ?

2006-11-23 23:23:15 · 1 answers · asked by Puccino K 2 in Television

**** sterotype!!

2006-11-23 23:21:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

he laid her on the table
so white and clean and bare
his forehead wet with beads of sweat
he rubbed her here and there
her touched her neck
and then her breast
and then drooling felt her thigh
the slit was wet and all was set
he gave a joyous cry
the hole was wide
he looked inside
and all was dark and murky
he rubbed his hands
and stretched his arms
and then he stuffed
the turkey

2006-11-23 23:20:33 · 14 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests .

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

2006-11-23 23:20:21 · 21 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-23 23:19:56 · 16 answers · asked by Aaron m420 4 in Polls & Surveys

or to get things off your chest?
or to say things off the top of your head?
or to wear your heart on your sleeve?
or to be tongue in cheek?
or to say things offhand?
or simply to keep your ear to the ground?
Me, I come here to put my foot down...

2006-11-23 23:18:43 · 7 answers · asked by whacky doodler 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 23:18:20 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I want to hear from all of you?

2006-11-23 23:17:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Since a good half a freaking hour of this show is beer and razor commercials, why not just chop the show to an hour? The last half hour stinks anyway? Share your thoughts on this issue which could bring happiness to so many.

2006-11-23 23:16:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Hello england til i die

You have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines. As a result, your content has been deleted.

Question: How do I know if I am an alcoholic?

Question Details: you never know if your an alcoholic. If you think you are then you are a pisshead its different

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2006-11-23 23:15:35 · 24 answers · asked by england til i die 3 in Jokes & Riddles

worried that you'll not going to be successful on your future???.....like not getting really good job??.....

me yes...i really am...im worried...because i have high ambitions.....(but not too ambitious).....and failure is really my fear

im 18 but im really thinking about my future

2006-11-23 23:14:19 · 15 answers · asked by geez 5 in Polls & Surveys

Which was your favorite and why? Come on, old school people...weigh in on this vital world issue.

2006-11-23 23:13:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a lawyer sits in the seat by the aisle.
The lawyer kicks off his shoes, wiggle his toes, and starts to settle in, when the physician in the window seat says, "I think I'll get a glass of coke."
"No problem," says the lawyer, "I'm by the aisle. I'll get it for you."

While he's gone, one of the physicians picks up the attorney's shoe & spits in it.
When he returns with the coke, the other physician says,
"That looks good! I think I'll have one too."

Again, the lawyer obligingly fetches the drink.
While he's gone, the other physician picks up the other shoe & spits in it.

The lawyer comes back & enjoys the flight.
However, as the plane is landing, the lawyer slips his feet into
his shoes& realizes immediately what has happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asks the physicians.
"This fighting between our professions?”

“This hatred?”

“This animosity?”

“This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

2006-11-23 23:13:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-23 23:13:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

34/18-16

2006-11-23 23:11:44 · 8 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

need some nu songs... to listen to...

im listenin to

Justin Timberlake.. My love..

2006-11-23 23:11:05 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Are you willing to admit that you're never going to win the lottery?

Have you abandoned all dreams of being an actor, a rock star or a catwalk model?

Do you realise that the shitty job you're doing now is the same shitty job you're going to be doing in ten years time?

Are you okay with the fact that you can no longer be reckless?

Can you hear others laughing at how boring you've become?

Do you secretly long for death?

Welcome to adulthood.

2006-11-23 23:09:13 · 24 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 23:08:24 · 31 answers · asked by addicted to this 4 in Music

I vote for the original - Art Bell!

2006-11-23 23:08:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was just wondering about Peter Petrillis power. Is it that he can take on other people's abilities that he is in close contact with? So when Nathan is around he can fly, when he was with Isaac he could pain the future. Also he was able to regenerate himself and didn't die when he was pulled over the ledge because Claire turned up.

What do you think?

2006-11-23 23:08:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

is she the only one who has talent on this show

2006-11-23 23:07:02 · 23 answers · asked by malcom c 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-23 23:06:51 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-23 23:06:32 · 13 answers · asked by kath r 1 in Celebrities

i flirted with this guy but afterwards my friends say i was acting like a ****!! i still dont get how i went wrong...anywayz

how do u guys out there like a girl to flirt with you?
like the slight arm brush or the girlish giggle?

pls help here!! i need tips! and your opinion too =)

~taylaa~

2006-11-23 23:06:15 · 6 answers · asked by toodles2tayla 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 23:05:03 · 7 answers · asked by l.l.l.l.l.l.l 1 in Horoscopes

Osama bin laden sent George bush a coded message to let him know he's
still
alive:
37OHSSV-0773H

Bush is baffled, Condi rice and her aides even the FBI,
CIA& HAS can't decipher it. They ask Britain's MI-6 for help.

Within a minute MI-6 replies:
" Tell the President that he's holding the message upside down"...

2006-11-23 23:04:43 · 13 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-23 23:04:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-11-23 23:02:36 · 6 answers · asked by irulzzzzzzzzzz 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-23 23:01:54 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3 in Celebrities