he laid her on the table
so white and clean and bare
his forehead wet with beads of sweat
he rubbed her here and there
her touched her neck
and then her breast
and then drooling felt her thigh
the slit was wet and all was set
he gave a joyous cry
the hole was wide
he looked inside
and all was dark and murky
he rubbed his hands
and stretched his arms
and then he stuffed
the turkey
2006-11-23 23:20:33 · 14 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just blew my stuffing.
2006-11-23 23:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by Obsean 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweet!
2006-11-23 23:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jus had some1 else readin it, and he thought the man was gettin ready for s e x
but good one, really put that in his face
hahahha
2006-11-23 23:27:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
"If your father could see you now," said the mother turkey to her wayward son,"He'd turn over in his gravy!"
2006-11-24 01:25:34 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh gobble on girl lmao
2006-11-23 23:24:34 · answer #5 · answered by dididdleydihi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gobble gobble!!
2006-11-23 23:23:26 · answer #6 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made giblets jiggle!
2006-11-23 23:22:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was he a bird fancier ?
2006-11-23 23:22:57 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah but what did he stuff it with?
2006-11-24 01:18:50 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that one coming
even if the turkey didn't hahahah thanks
2006-11-23 23:22:43 · answer #10 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋