The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests .
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
2006-11-23 23:20:21 · 21 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
let me know if you want part 2?
2006-11-23 23:21:48 · update #1
I relate with the first one. I was giving an old boyfriend the silent treatment one day. He just kept talking to me and I just kept ignoring him. He finally apologized to me for being an @ss. A few days later he tried giving me the silent treatment. It lasted all of ten minutes because I was hounding him. He said he didn't see how women could do that. Men don't realize that we woman just have learned over the years to tune guys out.
2006-11-23 23:43:42 · answer #1 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao hahaha, bring on part 2
2006-11-23 23:31:11 · answer #2 · answered by Welsh Gem* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If only everything was so simple.... Why do you think that we men allow you to believe that we are the 'lesser' sex? If you knew that we we are the superior sex, our lives would be plagued with stupid questions like...
Do I look good in this?
Do you really love me?
What should I do with this?
How does this vacuum cleaner work?
2006-11-23 23:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by Boring Old Fart 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard part 1 before but what's part 2?
2006-11-23 23:25:17 · answer #4 · answered by Ezekiel Satchell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I've heard the 1st one before, but it's still hilarious! The 2nd one is pretty good, too
2006-11-24 01:20:22 · answer #5 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, yes i want the part 2
2006-11-23 23:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i want part 2
2006-11-23 23:28:32 · answer #7 · answered by master_betty_101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny! I think it threatened Boring Old Fart's masculinity and bruised his ego!
2006-11-23 23:29:15 · answer #8 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol loved it yes i want part 2
2006-11-23 23:35:17 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-23 23:24:05 · answer #10 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋