Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a lawyer sits in the seat by the aisle.
The lawyer kicks off his shoes, wiggle his toes, and starts to settle in, when the physician in the window seat says, "I think I'll get a glass of coke."
"No problem," says the lawyer, "I'm by the aisle. I'll get it for you."
While he's gone, one of the physicians picks up the attorney's shoe & spits in it.
When he returns with the coke, the other physician says,
"That looks good! I think I'll have one too."
Again, the lawyer obligingly fetches the drink.
While he's gone, the other physician picks up the other shoe & spits in it.
The lawyer comes back & enjoys the flight.
However, as the plane is landing, the lawyer slips his feet into
his shoes& realizes immediately what has happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asks the physicians.
"This fighting between our professions?”
“This hatred?”
“This animosity?”
“This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
2006-11-23 23:13:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Billy Connolly tells a fantastic version of that about spectators at a soccer game:
$hitting in shoes and pissing in Bovrils
I cacked myself the first time I heard Billy tell it!
nice one, well done!
2006-11-23 23:17:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Man drunk at bar needs a slash but does'nt want to leave his beer unattended as some1 will steal it. So thinking he is clever he leaves a note saying "i spat in this beer". On arrival back at the bar he finds another note. It reads "So did I"
2006-11-24 07:19:16 · answer #2 · answered by Scorpio 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Pay backs are good sometimes. I reallt liked the punch line.
2006-11-24 07:16:05 · answer #3 · answered by Just Bein' Me 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have heard of that one. Haha!
2006-11-24 07:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha... thats friggin hilarioass... lol... i guess ill never be one of them....ewwww piss in the cokes
2006-11-24 07:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by red.one9luv 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-24 07:14:55 · answer #6 · answered by babycakes 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well funny!
2006-11-24 07:15:56 · answer #7 · answered by Countess 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO very clever.
2006-11-24 07:17:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMSMAO - Nice punchline - I didn't see it coming....
2006-11-24 07:15:58 · answer #9 · answered by mark 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't care who you are -- THIS is funny!!!
2006-11-24 07:18:34 · answer #10 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋