Last week, I went on vacation to visit my aunt on her farm.
On the first day, one of her chickens died so we had chicken for dinner.
On the second day, one of her pigs died so we had pork for dinner.
On the third day, her husband died so I left before dinner.
A pedestrian was walking along the street looking for a better mode of transport, like a bus or tram.
He spots a taxi coming in his direction. He stands on the side of the road and shouts: "Taxi!"
The Taxi driver drives past and shouts back: "Pedestrian!"
2006-11-23 06:00:38 · 10 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
can i call u the joke creator
2006-11-23 07:03:36 · answer #1 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first ones a bit bland to be honest, sorry. But I kinda like the pedestrian one :)
2006-11-23 06:04:57 · answer #2 · answered by bethanie_25_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They got a little inner giggle out of me.
2006-11-23 06:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the second 1...lol
2006-11-23 06:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by madmoo0 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for making me smile!!
2006-11-23 06:03:03 · answer #5 · answered by Tyara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were corny but ok really weak
2006-11-23 06:10:34 · answer #6 · answered by Courtney R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah!!!!!
the first one was ok, the second...........
100+++/100
that was awesome
2006-11-23 06:03:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one is alright....
2006-11-23 06:04:13 · answer #8 · answered by Kev 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great, anymore ?
2006-11-23 06:03:19 · answer #9 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the best....
:)
2006-11-23 06:02:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋