Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2006

A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost
for a tooth extraction.

£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.

£85!!! Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"

That's the normal charge," said the dentist .

"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off.

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an
anesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price
could drop to £40".

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the
extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"

It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist.
"I'll charge you £5. But it's going to be very traumatic."

"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye
confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"

2006-11-23 06:34:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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who thinks biggy smalls is fat ugly and un talented?

2006-11-23 06:34:10 · 5 answers · asked by bob v 2 in Polls & Surveys

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what song is played on the promo for the thanksgiving ER episode? also was in shrek 2...chorus is "hallelujah"

it is played while abby is portrayed as a hero on ER. male vocal, really slow, mellow. chorus is "halleluuuuuuuuuah". was also in shrek 2

2006-11-23 06:33:43 · 2 answers · asked by jennifer c 2 in Music

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Which one of you knows this song... PLZ HELP!!!?

In some South Park episodes Butters usually when he brushes his teeths he sings this song and the lyrics are like this: "If you leave me now, you take away the bigest part of me uuuUUUUUuuUUU"!! Do u no the real singer? The first one will get the points... THX

2006-11-23 06:33:35 · 2 answers · asked by joker_2_life 1 in Music

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Who on Y/A brings a smile to your face?

2006-11-23 06:33:29 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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excited 4 Eragon?

anyone super excited for the eragon movie release??????I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-23 06:32:57 · 6 answers · asked by Rose Wallace Goldaline 3 in Movies

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a gay feller at the mall called me honey,was he hittin on me?

i dont realy care if he was queer as a purple opossum but it was kinda creepy

2006-11-23 06:32:36 · 10 answers · asked by juggums 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How many times did ppl in your family open the oven today while the turkey was cooking??

Mine did it like 15 times before it was cooked.....

2006-11-23 06:32:34 · 6 answers · asked by cereal_killer034 5 in Polls & Surveys

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okayy soo this should be really cool...everyone pleaseee read!?

okayy soo everyone..dont ya ever wonder how many people are actually logged onto yahoo answers right now?! EVERYONE who sees this pleaseeee write an answer with you state or country you live in! this should be interesting to see! thanks guys! and happy turkey day! =]

2006-11-23 06:32:26 · 10 answers · asked by whereHAVEallTHEcowboysGONE 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have Peace of Mind, or are you trying to piece together your mind???

=) Happy Thanksgiving! (=

2006-11-23 06:31:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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funny or not?

One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever.

The diver went below another 20 ft, but the guy joined him a few minutes later.

The diver went below 25 ft, but minutes later, the same guy joined him.

This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalk-and-board set, and wrote: "How the hell are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"

The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote: "I'm drowning, you moron!"

2006-11-23 06:31:19 · 23 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Music download?

Hi..I am in India. I want to download music from the web. Sites like yahoo music and napster dont work from India. Any suggestions? I don't mind paying for the music..it would be cheaper than buying albums.

2006-11-23 06:29:45 · 14 answers · asked by jamesjopio 1 in Music

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What comes to mind when I type the word "Boff"?...?

2006-11-23 06:29:06 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is Iraq like sex (better to pull out before you do too much damage)?

2006-11-23 06:28:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone know any good Rock bands that that sing in spanish? [rock en espanol]?

I already know a like2.. cafe tacuba & mana =]
Got anymore good ones?
*Argentina rock bands are pretty awsome* If u kno any ..?

2006-11-23 06:28:13 · 7 answers · asked by La loca 1 in Music

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who is your favorite rapper?

2006-11-23 06:28:06 · 28 answers · asked by steven s 1 in Celebrities

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How well does your boyfriend multitask?...?

...can he achieve multiples???...

2006-11-23 06:27:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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another joke ! man and wife in bed,?

man farts and shouts " 1 nil " ... wife squeezes one out and shouts "1 all " when it gets to 2 each, the man follows through and sh--ts the bed. wife says "what was that" ? man replies "half time, swap sides" !!!

2006-11-23 06:26:03 · 22 answers · asked by jo w 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Where is everyone from??

I'm from Yukon Canada, I just wanted to know where everyone is.

2006-11-23 06:25:51 · 61 answers · asked by me 3 in Polls & Surveys