A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost
for a tooth extraction.
£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.
£85!!! Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"
That's the normal charge," said the dentist .
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off.
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an
anesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price
could drop to £40".
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the
extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"
It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist.
"I'll charge you £5. But it's going to be very traumatic."
"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye
confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
2006-11-23 06:34:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think that is a true story your a scot you phoned the dentist is your wife still living with you
2006-11-23 07:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The English the English the English are best
I couldn't give tuppence for all of the rest
2006-11-23 14:36:53 · answer #2 · answered by Leo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bloody miser man !! Making his wife a guinea pig for the experimentation !!! Hilarious but with bit of meaness in it too !!!
2006-11-23 14:39:11 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny joke...love the Scottish accent.
2006-11-23 15:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats the funniest joke iv heard in a long time!!
2006-11-23 14:36:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 pmsfl very gd
2006-11-23 15:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ACH! He should remember who does the cooking and cleaning. He best not eat any mushrooms after this.
2006-11-23 14:36:58 · answer #7 · answered by Walking on Sunshine 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good un, it wasn't that bad but she called me a T**T after.
2006-11-23 14:43:53 · answer #8 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats soooooooooo funny
2006-11-23 14:46:59 · answer #9 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats hilarious
2006-11-23 14:38:07 · answer #10 · answered by cutie_pie53 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋