Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2006

no i got a sweater and a pringles can stuck on me

2006-11-22 05:53:59 · 28 answers · asked by juggums 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 05:53:44 · 10 answers · asked by lucky charms ♥ 2 in Music

I am looking for lyrics to a song by the FourTops called Still Waters

2006-11-22 05:53:08 · 4 answers · asked by dany2debangel 1 in Music

are there any historical films (like say, troy, kingdom of heaven or whatever) that are really good/you would recommend seeing?
ive recently started watching history films and i really like them.

2006-11-22 05:52:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green

2006-11-22 05:52:42 · 11 answers · asked by Dakotah D 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 05:52:36 · 1 answers · asked by matthew e 1 in Music

besides the keys

2006-11-22 05:52:30 · 15 answers · asked by jack jack 7 in Polls & Surveys

I know they show it over and over again. I checked the website, and they only said when the first one was showing. I really wanna see Gwen perform her new song, Wind It Up!!!

2006-11-22 05:52:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

ulderly white male

2006-11-22 05:51:35 · 3 answers · asked by yellowpumkin 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-22 05:51:27 · 6 answers · asked by katiewilliams5 1 in Music

2006-11-22 05:50:46 · 19 answers · asked by Little Girl 2 3 in Polls & Surveys

>A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they

>stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and

>there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last

>year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He

>mated 50 times last year."

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>They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

>"This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a

>healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

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>They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in

>capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so

>excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's

>once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

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>The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was

>with the same cow."
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Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.
"I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground."
The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" the victim cries.
"He says you're gonna die."
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Tale of an Irish Sausage
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"
Murphy replied, with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said, "Murphy, I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!"
Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub!".
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CAKE OR BED
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW."

HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, "FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."

"FINE," THEN THE WIFE ASKS, "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT."

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?" "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."

"FINE," SHE SAYS, "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK."

"I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS." HE SAYS, "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!"

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.................................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

"HONEY," HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"

SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NI CE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME, "WHAT WAS WRONG?" I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE."

HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?"

SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO....DO YOU SEE SARA LEE WRITTEN ON
MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"
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A Loving Husband...

A man from Seattle and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to

Jerusalem.

While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the

husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury

her

here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped

home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife

home,

when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only

$150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three

days

later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

2006-11-22 05:50:03 · 10 answers · asked by shady20001978 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you guys feel that Kelly Ripa is a homophob? Personally I don't, I have to agree with her, I don't like ANYONE sticking their hand in my face. What do you guys think about it?

2006-11-22 05:49:58 · 24 answers · asked by puggas 3 in Celebrities

i heard he was from an interview. but im not for sure its true.

2006-11-22 05:49:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I was wondering if the movie called {Man In The Mirror} about Michael Jackson life was approved by him? It was a VH1 movie! Thanks!

2006-11-22 05:49:15 · 2 answers · asked by Thomas 2 in Movies

2006-11-22 05:48:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What store(s) you going to?

2006-11-22 05:48:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for some new music to listen to. Bands along the lines of Taking Back Sunday, Cartel, Motion City Soundtrack, Something Corporate, The Academy Is..., etc.
Nothing too hardcore tho

2006-11-22 05:48:08 · 9 answers · asked by Liam S 2 in Music

2006-11-22 05:47:32 · 26 answers · asked by cool nerd 4 in Polls & Surveys

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me.
Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's
this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was
involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent
to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital,
then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I
don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree

2006-11-22 05:47:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Heroes, Ugly Betty and Dexter are my top 3.

2006-11-22 05:47:10 · 16 answers · asked by babygyrl_nyc 5 in Television

2006-11-22 05:46:29 · 7 answers · asked by Razor 5 in Movies

2006-11-22 05:46:12 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know it's hard to choose. I love the "susie" episode where Elaines co-worker keeps calling her susie, and then she fakes susies death. Also, that's the episode with "George's Answering Machine".

2006-11-22 05:46:10 · 14 answers · asked by Seven Costanza 5 in Television

How many of you know someone who is always on there cellphone,I cant stand that

2006-11-22 05:46:02 · 22 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

Other than Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. That ones a given. What else is good?

2006-11-22 05:45:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Does anyone remember a cartoon that was like transformers or Power Rangers? It was from the 80's before Power Rangers ever came out.

It was a cartoon where each person wore a certain color, controlled a certain "vehicle" of that color, and when they put them together it made a giant robot.

Remember?

2006-11-22 05:45:17 · 3 answers · asked by Camille 1 in Television

Who else sees the double standard

2006-11-22 05:44:38 · 16 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

His music and sense of style is amazing. I think he was way ahead of his peers. We'll all dress like him in 20 years. All that glam is so Sci-Fi.

2006-11-22 05:44:19 · 40 answers · asked by jonafonwoss 2 in Celebrities

i think gone to much of hip-hop and rock. they had no variety awards to give out.or did i miss it. i think that carrie underwwod should of won for best inspiritional artist.

2006-11-22 05:44:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment