Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2006

A man walked into an bar with a cat and an ostrich. He says "can I have three beers." The bar man says "that will be £3.00 please" and the cat says "I'm not paying for that!" So the man takes exactly £3.00 out of his pocket.

The next day they walk into the bar again and he says "I'll have three beers and three pies." The bar man says "That will be £6.00 please." and the cat says "I'm not paying for that!" So the man takes exactly £6.00 out of his pocket.

The next day they go into the bar and the bar man says "The past two days you've come in here with that cat and that ostrich and paid with exact change, why?"

"Well I found a magic lamp and a Genie gave me three wishes. I wished for the exact change on those two days."

"What about the 3rd one?"

"Well that's were I screwed up! I asked for a long legged bird with a tight *****."

2006-11-22 06:34:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2 backstage passes and you get to hang out with them all day and have lunch and dinner.

nelly.

black eyed peas

red hot chili peppers.

which concert would you go to?

2006-11-22 06:33:38 · 32 answers · asked by tom s 1 in Polls & Surveys

My misses has been a fan for over 20 yrs. Never missed a concert over here in the UK.
Why do so many fans (especially women) like the man?

2006-11-22 06:33:19 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Who is your favorite character, besides Dexter? What do you think will happen next?

My answers : Michael C. Hall is what's best about the show. I love Sgt Doakes cause he is the only one who thinks Dexter is weird. and next, the Ice Truck Killer gets Dexter's sister. Not killing her, just an arm or a leg..

2006-11-22 06:33:00 · 7 answers · asked by babygyrl_nyc 5 in Television

I like pretty much anything. Any suggestions for artists, albums or songs?

2006-11-22 06:32:50 · 10 answers · asked by KYZ 2 in Music

2006-11-22 06:32:30 · 18 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

Last week on House, when Wilson and House were at that hotel with the guy who was out of the coma, and Wilson was at the casino. Why did he hit on that lady when she obviously wasn't interested? And why did he mention the wrong room number and pay that guy to respond as House and correct the room number? What was the point of that?

2006-11-22 06:32:13 · 9 answers · asked by Idaho 2 in Television

Making April- These Are the Nights
http://www.myspace.com/makingapril
I love this song. It's way chill and easy to listen to. Check it out and tell me what you think

2006-11-22 06:32:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I need clear techniques for how to do a drum roll

2006-11-22 06:31:43 · 5 answers · asked by mbchelsea 1 in Music

What am I?

I think its a pretty easy riddle but only time will tell. Lets see how long it takes for a correct answer. I thought of it myself.

2006-11-22 06:31:28 · 7 answers · asked by 12ated12 2 in Jokes & Riddles

he's almost 16

2006-11-22 06:30:52 · 5 answers · asked by cheerdnc 1 in Television

my boyfriend and i have an ongoing joke that he is the villian. i thought it would be funny to buy all the villians from batman as a christmas gift.
i have come up with mr. freeze,2 face,penguin,poison ivy,joker,riddler,t.o.morrow and cat woman. is there anyone else?

2006-11-22 06:30:48 · 13 answers · asked by cindy loo 6 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-22 06:29:50 · 14 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

mine is awesomo 4000

2006-11-22 06:29:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I think that they make too many trailers. They ruined all the anticipation of going to the movies because you can see all the good parts on trailers and clips.

2006-11-22 06:29:03 · 13 answers · asked by MineNOTyours 1 in Polls & Surveys

What is your favorite love story?

The author and Title please?!

I want to read some-- take them out from my local library!

2006-11-22 06:28:53 · 10 answers · asked by Lina 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 06:27:38 · 6 answers · asked by jtlb 1 in Television

There is a little white boy with an all white family playing outside in the mud.He rolls around and realizes he is covered in mud.He goes inside and tells his mom "Look mom i'm black." She says come here.He went and she whooped him.

She said go tell your dad what u did.
He went to his dad and said "Look dad i'm black."He said come here and he started to whoop him. Go to your grandma and tell her what you did.The grandma did the same thing.He went back to his mom and she asked"What have you learnt today?" The boy said " i've been black for five minutes and already hate you white basterds!!!"

2006-11-22 06:27:30 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Now that Sacha Baron Cohen has unleashed Borat upon the entire world (??) by making it into a film, how can the program still work? That's the whole point - That people believe he is a journalist from Kazakhstan. Has Sacha Baron Cohen effectively killed Borat?

2006-11-22 06:26:29 · 18 answers · asked by ~Grace~ 5 in Television

Heres a joke
there were 2 men in a rooftop pub the 1st man says if u jumped out the widow u will land on the second floor the 2nd man looks like he is drunk no it wont he said it will the 1st man said okay u do it first so the man goes over to the window and jumpes out 2 minuets later he walks up the stairs the how did u do it the 2nd man say look its easy he jumpes out again and 2 minuets hes back up the 2nd mans amazed so the 1st man says u try it the 2nd man jumpes out 2 his death the bar tender looks at him and says superman u realy are a bastard

2006-11-22 06:26:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i'am a person who is recently lost my job due to my department outsoring and due to this fact my insurance expired and was unable to have surgery done to my knees. i am in need of knee replacements which as of now i have no cartlige in both of them this prevents me from walking normaly and i am going though extream pain. I have tried to get funding though public aid and have not received any reply i am unable to receive disability due to the fact that i am not permently disable just in need of surgery to have this matter take care of.Is their is any possiable way Mrs. Oprah can help please let me know i would appreciate this in the upmost sincere way i would like to get this done so i can return to work because as of right now i am unable to work due to my medical condition. Thank you for allowing me to write you about my problem.

2006-11-22 06:26:11 · 7 answers · asked by LARRY H 1 in Celebrities

but they just end up looking like a fool?

sorry i had to ask , im listening to complicated by avril

:-)
have a great day!

2006-11-22 06:25:51 · 16 answers · asked by Scarlett 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 06:25:36 · 3 answers · asked by keipitright 2 in Music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU9nrd10fR8

waht do you think?

2006-11-22 06:25:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

You'll never be able to guess my middle name...the last letter in my middle name is g. Any guesses?

2006-11-22 06:25:20 · 34 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

mine was Animal I Have Become.

2006-11-22 06:25:09 · 8 answers · asked by Selene 1 in Music

is it true that she and jay-z are breaking up?

2006-11-22 06:25:00 · 11 answers · asked by p2 1 in Celebrities

I am looking for different songs to sing on the kareoke! Normally I rattle out a good version of Hero (mariah carey) and a couple others but am bored with them now and want new songs to try!

Your suggestions would be great.

Thanks!
x

p.s It might be worth noting that I CAN sing so I dont wanna see
"I will survive" as a reply!

2006-11-22 06:24:21 · 12 answers · asked by Disco Dolly 3 in Music

I can't recall one funny TV ad for the last couple of years. Most are annoying now, and I just hit the mute button for the TV until it's over... Has advertising lost it's sense of humor?

2006-11-22 06:24:09 · 3 answers · asked by smatthies65 4 in Television

I really really really really like Nickelback. I think Chad Kroeger is HOT HOT HOT. I read somewhere in the internet that he was born in 1956 or 1958. But I read it in another sight that he was born in 1974. Which one is correct? Does anybody know?

2006-11-22 06:23:43 · 7 answers · asked by Need H 1 in Celebrities