A man walked into an bar with a cat and an ostrich. He says "can I have three beers." The bar man says "that will be £3.00 please" and the cat says "I'm not paying for that!" So the man takes exactly £3.00 out of his pocket.
The next day they walk into the bar again and he says "I'll have three beers and three pies." The bar man says "That will be £6.00 please." and the cat says "I'm not paying for that!" So the man takes exactly £6.00 out of his pocket.
The next day they go into the bar and the bar man says "The past two days you've come in here with that cat and that ostrich and paid with exact change, why?"
"Well I found a magic lamp and a Genie gave me three wishes. I wished for the exact change on those two days."
"What about the 3rd one?"
"Well that's were I screwed up! I asked for a long legged bird with a tight *****."
2006-11-22 06:34:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the ***** bit is meant to be P U S S Y
2006-11-22 06:37:19 · update #1
Very good...:D
2006-11-22 06:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by huggz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you change the cat for Paul Daniels... You get a long legged bird with a bald little .....c u n t!!!
2006-11-22 06:39:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny my man 8 outa 10
2006-11-22 06:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by ningamdo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why the cat?
sorry got it a bit slow today..only had about 4 hours sleep last night!!! P U S S Y...funny....LOL
2006-11-22 06:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor man,he wasn't exactly greedy, he just didn't know what to call us, or our bits.
Very Good.
2006-11-22 06:42:35 · answer #5 · answered by Sprinkle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit random how cud the cat speak :s
2006-11-22 06:38:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
go on ya rasclat thats off the hazzeeey
2006-11-22 06:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by ciaran_m_o 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it. Emma C - Cos the last word is p***y.
2006-11-22 06:38:19 · answer #8 · answered by Natalie B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-22 06:35:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i hope you tell whoever gave you that joke that they should be shot!!
it stinks!!!
2006-11-22 06:39:46 · answer #10 · answered by she-girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋