Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2006

How much?

2006-11-22 14:53:52 · 25 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium.

As he searched the rows ahead of him for a better seat, he found an empty one right next to the field. He approached the man sitting next to the empty seat and asked if it was taken.

The man replied, "No."

Amazed the young man asked, "How could someone pass up a seat like this?"

The older gentleman responded, "That's my wife's seat. We've been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she has passed away."

"Oh, how sad," the man said.

"I'm sorry to hear that, but couldn't you find a friend or relative to come with you?"

"No," the man said, "They're all at the funeral."

2006-11-22 14:53:36 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I think it's one of the best Sitcoms on today, any thoughts?

2006-11-22 14:53:15 · 7 answers · asked by 123..WAIT! 5 in Television

What kind of a movie would it be?

Mine would be funny and random

2006-11-22 14:52:54 · 18 answers · asked by Maria AKA one of a kind 3 in Polls & Surveys

Kill him now and treat it as stuffing?
Dash to the store and get more?

2006-11-22 14:52:48 · 10 answers · asked by hoosier daddy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 14:52:17 · 24 answers · asked by lil_joka_04 1 in Music

My Choice Would Be To Spend With Kim Basinger On A Island

2006-11-22 14:51:44 · 11 answers · asked by David 6 in Celebrities

Some of the lyrics are ( in no particular order) : You are indescribable, You are beyond description You are so high/ I can't think that high

2006-11-22 14:51:29 · 5 answers · asked by He is in control 4 in Music

A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. The doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed and asked the doctor what hearts were available, reminding him that he was rich, and money was no object.

"I have three hearts," said the doctor. "The first is from an 18-year old kid, non-smoker, athletic, swimmer, with a great diet. He hit his head on the swimming pool and died. It's $100,000."

The doctor continued, "The second is from a marathon runner, 24 years old, great condition, very strong. He got hit by a bus. It's also $100,000."

The third is from a middle-aged man who was a heavy drinker and smoker and ate a lot of red meat. It's $500,000."

"Hey, why is that heart so expensive? He lived a terrible life!"

"Yeah, but he was a lawyer. Of the three hearts, it's the least used."

2006-11-22 14:49:59 · 7 answers · asked by ? 4 in Jokes & Riddles

an old man was running into an ice cream parlor and ordered a banana split. the waitress said, "crushed nuts?' he said, "no, arthritis."

An old man was talking to this twenty year old about his new hearing aid. the old man said it was top of the line, and he could hear things a mile away. then the twenty year old said, "which brand built it?" he said, "about quarter after."

three old men walked out of a bar the first one said, "those were some good drinks." the second says "uh, about quarter past eight." the third one said, "NO OFFICER, I DIDN'T DO IT THIS TIME!" and he ran on ahead.

just tell me if these jokes are lame.

2006-11-22 14:48:38 · 8 answers · asked by the soccer guy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I was in the hospital for a hernia, but that's all, thankfully.

How about you?

2006-11-22 14:47:54 · 41 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Can't get it out. It's a family heirloom!

2006-11-22 14:47:22 · 14 answers · asked by PaulN 2 in Music

Are there any positive role models in hiphop?

2006-11-22 14:46:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I have just discovered Ebay and sadly have become obssessed. I am so easy.......They say there is one born every minute and boy, am I it. But it's like a yard sale in your bedroom!! Does it get any better? So I'm interested in hearing what you got this week or your all time best buy!

2006-11-22 14:45:40 · 13 answers · asked by Chula 4 in Polls & Surveys

remember real world hawaii? with ruthie and tech?
or I remember massachussetts? WIth red hed montana and cyrus?
or real world seattle?

2006-11-22 14:45:29 · 11 answers · asked by Missy 2 in Television

2006-11-22 14:45:04 · 29 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

love/hate, pain/pleasure....what????

2006-11-22 14:44:33 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm bad with interpreting lyrics...

2006-11-22 14:44:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-22 14:44:02 · 14 answers · asked by Seeker 4 in Polls & Surveys

he's on the cw's "supernatural" he plays dean winchester

2006-11-22 14:43:58 · 8 answers · asked by alex t 4 in Celebrities

who is your favorite superhero, Y

2006-11-22 14:43:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

2006-11-22 14:43:24 · 11 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

In the chorus it keeps repeating something like "Baby, you'll think of me...." and then in the second part of the chorus it goes, "And how I used to be!" I don't know the song, I'm trying to remember it. If you can help me with its name, and maybe even some other parts to it, that would be great! Thank you!

2006-11-22 14:42:57 · 3 answers · asked by GrammarFreak 1 in Music

2006-11-22 14:42:04 · 20 answers · asked by Amy L 3 in Movies

you know the song that plays when the sheriff and his deputy get killed at the house its a real old song i think please help

2006-11-22 14:41:42 · 2 answers · asked by whatsepultra 2 in Movies

Ok. the video is WEIRD! I cant figure out what its about.. could you help me?? Go to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtlbteGQZnk

to see it if you havent! :] Kay, thanks!

2006-11-22 14:39:48 · 3 answers · asked by MERANDA.NiCOLE 1 in Music

i sing a lot everyday, ask my family! well u cant...lol...i record my self, video tape, practice in front of a mirror, i try to not sing like the artists because then i just sound worse, there are no singing classes i can take thats around my area, so is there anything else i can do?

2006-11-22 14:38:58 · 5 answers · asked by sallymander 3 in Music

BE HONEST

2006-11-22 14:38:21 · 8 answers · asked by Snorty 1 in Celebrities

What is the best Nirvana song I should buy on iTunes?

2006-11-22 14:38:00 · 32 answers · asked by Kristina 2 in Music

mines is the road out of it.........

2006-11-22 14:37:37 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys