A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family
of a weeping wife and their four children.
Three of the children are tall, good looking and
athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that
the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the
truth before I die, I will forgive you if..."
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest,
absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave
that you are his father."
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her
breath: "Thank heaven he didn't ask about the other
three."
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It's not what you say, it's what you don't say that's important.A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave to him and says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
2006-11-22
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