A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family
of a weeping wife and their four children.
Three of the children are tall, good looking and
athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that
the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the
truth before I die, I will forgive you if..."
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest,
absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave
that you are his father."
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her
breath: "Thank heaven he didn't ask about the other
three."
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It's not what you say, it's what you don't say that's important.A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave to him and says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
2006-11-22 15:26:45 · 20 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
"Darn, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching, while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm
your son's math teacher."
2006-11-22 15:27:16 · update #1
funny. thank you, i just heard the worst three jokes of my life but you saved me from sorrow. I appreciate it lol.
2006-11-22 15:53:59 · answer #1 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first must be taken from this old Spanish language song called,“Capullo Y Sorullo”
“Oye Sorullo, el negrito es el único tuyo!”
2006-11-22 23:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by pinacoladasundae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got the second one in an email months ago. They were really not that funny.
2006-11-22 23:30:47 · answer #3 · answered by cNm114 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that before but it still gets a laugh out of me....
Tell more...
2006-11-22 23:29:47 · answer #4 · answered by bvbw81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe - u naughty - i liked the 2nd one much
2006-11-28 14:11:24 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I, too, have heard both of them before, but they are funny!
2006-11-22 23:32:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!! ROFL!
2006-11-23 03:06:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is hillarious.
2006-11-23 00:14:53 · answer #8 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice.
2006-11-22 23:33:58 · answer #9 · answered by Jordan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
found them both funny.and i agree with pinacolada about the first one.
2006-11-23 01:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋