Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2006

2006-11-22 15:12:13 · 29 answers · asked by Guille 2 in Celebrities

definitely recommend it - think it's alot cleaner than yahoo's messenger, agree?

2006-11-22 15:12:04 · 9 answers · asked by [ΦΘΚ] PIяATE 4 in Polls & Surveys

I see people blow their nose and they look at the kleenex. If they clean their ear with their little finger, they look to see what's under the nail.

2006-11-22 15:11:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what songs are these lines from? These are OLDIES!
1.If she has wronged you...

2.Cry, baby, so do I

3.There'll be someone else...I keep tellin' myself

4.And I wonder every night, if you might just miss me too

5....or will I find out that this is the end

6.It's funny honey, you dont care

2006-11-22 15:09:47 · 3 answers · asked by macybluedawn 5 in Music

Okay, "All I need is tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'll be fine!" Where do I attend high school, dudes?

2006-11-22 15:09:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

once a rat always a rat

2006-11-22 15:08:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Ladies - as you know, tomorrow is a big pro football day. Are you going to watch football tomorrow - or do you think that's just for guys? And, if your planning to watch the games, is it because you like pro football - or you just like to stare at the guys in their tight pants?

2006-11-22 15:08:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

baby i just dont get it do you enjoy getting hurt i know you smell the perfume the make up on the shirt do you belevie his story's do you know that there all lies bad as you are you stick around and i just dont know why...

2006-11-22 15:07:08 · 4 answers · asked by sweetluckyfive 1 in Television

If you think you know the answer write it on BMW and send to jdhayman...general delivery dublin OH post office

2006-11-22 15:06:48 · 3 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I mean, really...

2006-11-22 15:06:41 · 31 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

I think...*puts finger in mouth and chokes* YUCK!!! And so unattractive that he Smokes...! eww...and its so nasty...
ever since he started dating her...he change...and that change is NOT good.
Sorry but u know i care cuz he's my favourite Celeb...but I HATE his girlfriend...she's setting and giving him negativitiy. And i don't like what she is doing to him.

2006-11-22 15:05:50 · 2 answers · asked by ♥mcmanda♥ 5 in Celebrities

2006-11-22 15:05:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm not allowed to answer anymore questions! thers just so much to talk about!!! oh well. ill see you all tomorrow. lol. Good night!

2006-11-22 15:04:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Plz people who are fans of the show im me or email me (juss fans only)

2006-11-22 15:04:15 · 4 answers · asked by Julie G 4 in Comics & Animation

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than
on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.

2006-11-22 15:03:41 · 6 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 15:03:36 · 9 answers · asked by David 6 in Celebrities

The Bathtub Test

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE

TEN COMMANDMENTS
Sometimes you have to get the message across
as best we can. Try this for those who can't
understand the King James Version: EBONICS STYLE

1. I'm God. Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any
other gods before me.)

2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments
and charms outta me, or like me.
(Thou shalt not have any graven images)

3. Don't be callin' me for no reason
(Thou shalt not use the name of the
Lord thy God in vain)

4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday,
and not just the Sundays when
it's Mother's day, Easter
and Christmas
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)

5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma.....
and if you know who ya daddy
is, don't dis him neither.
(Honor thy father and thy mother)

6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys.
(Thou shalt not kill)

7. Stick to ya own Boo.
(Thou shalt not commit adultery)

8. Don't be borrow'n stuff and
don't give it back.
(Thou shalt not steal)

9. Don't be snitchin' on the otha'
man to save your behind.
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)

10. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo
homie's crib, ride, woman,
or nuffin.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother ).

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that

the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ
depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.



For example, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine
features.





However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to
prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple, his tongue ripped out,

and a bat jammed up his *** while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been canceled.

EASY ROASTED STUFFED TURKEY


12 - 14 lb. turkey
1 1/2 cups melted butter
2 cups stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
2 cups uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste
______________________________

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper.

Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.

Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds.

When the turkey's *** blows the oven door open and the turkey flies across the room, it's done.


And, you thought I couldn't cook...

2006-11-22 15:03:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the show comes on the cw network at 9:00 on thursdays

2006-11-22 15:02:10 · 4 answers · asked by alex t 4 in Television

2006-11-22 15:01:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 14:59:44 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is whitney houston okay? does she still have her incredible voice? can she still sing the highness of her notes?

2006-11-22 14:59:38 · 4 answers · asked by Draconian 2 in Music

2006-11-22 14:58:02 · 12 answers · asked by conundrum_dragon 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 14:57:39 · 13 answers · asked by HSM_lover 3 in Television

i met mine from playing a game lol... a computer game

2006-11-22 14:57:21 · 28 answers · asked by failed_to_love_u 1 in Polls & Surveys

A 92 year old lady, shoots three cops serving warrants...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061123/ap_on_re_us/elderly_shootout

2006-11-22 14:57:12 · 12 answers · asked by Madmax 3 in Polls & Surveys

I was born 10/25/1953, 8 p.m. Gadsden, AL
Something really awful happened to me when I was young can you tell me what or what year it happened?

2006-11-22 14:56:51 · 13 answers · asked by Norbus 2 in Horoscopes

lyrics of Norah Jones "Don't know why i didn't come?
what exactly does this line above mean?
does it contain "sexual hints? in it?

2006-11-22 14:56:28 · 3 answers · asked by wolfskyblue 7 in Music

This old man thought that his wife was becoming deaf since when he asks her questions, she doesn't answers.

His grand-daughter told him about turning away from his wife and asking him a question far away and when she doesn't answer, you would take a step toward her.

So that night, he asks his wife "Honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?" No reply. So he takes a step towards her. "Honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?" He hears no reply. He did it a couple more times, and didn't hear a reply. When he was right beside her, he asks, "Honey, what are we going to have for dinner tonight?"
Then his wife finally said,"For the twelfth time! We're going to have Steak!"

2006-11-22 14:55:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There's a blond, a bernette and a redhead.
They were at a farm and stealing things from the garden.
The farmer catch's them but they run into the barn and jump into empty sacks. The farmer runs into the barn and go's up to each bag.
"Who's in there?" he says to the first bag.

The redhead (who was in the bag), made a barking noise.

"Oh, it's just the dog," the farmer says.

Then he goe's over to the second bag and asks,

"Who's in there?"

The bernette answers with a meow. The farmer frowns.

"It's just the cat."

Finally, he goe's to the last bag and asks,

"Who's in there?"

And, in the quietest whisper, the blond replys,

"Potato's."

2006-11-22 14:55:10 · 13 answers · asked by ridenqween1 1 in Jokes & Riddles

If so, how is it?

2006-11-22 14:54:42 · 20 answers · asked by Chase 4 in Polls & Surveys