A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. The doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed and asked the doctor what hearts were available, reminding him that he was rich, and money was no object.
"I have three hearts," said the doctor. "The first is from an 18-year old kid, non-smoker, athletic, swimmer, with a great diet. He hit his head on the swimming pool and died. It's $100,000."
The doctor continued, "The second is from a marathon runner, 24 years old, great condition, very strong. He got hit by a bus. It's also $100,000."
The third is from a middle-aged man who was a heavy drinker and smoker and ate a lot of red meat. It's $500,000."
"Hey, why is that heart so expensive? He lived a terrible life!"
"Yeah, but he was a lawyer. Of the three hearts, it's the least used."
2006-11-22 14:49:59 · 7 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard that one before. It's ok.
2006-11-22 14:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. H 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
human beings will feed pigeons? What do you call 10,000 lifeless attorneys on the backside of the sea? a reliable initiate. What do you call a shame as in "that's a shame!"? A busload of attorneys is going off a cliff. What do you call a "Crying shame"? there became into an empty seat. Why does my community cemetary bury attorneys 12 ft under? with the aid of fact deep down they're stable human beings.
2016-10-04 06:44:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is true and sad at the same time. How come lawyers only help or dismember people for publicity?
2006-11-22 14:54:36 · answer #3 · answered by starstruck1191 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really understand... issit suppose to say tat lawyers are heartless? or something similar?
2006-11-22 14:56:39 · answer #4 · answered by NubDrummer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats a good one do u have others???
2006-11-22 15:25:25 · answer #5 · answered by jesse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol my dad and my mom are lawyers =)
2006-11-22 14:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This isn't a joke sight, missy. Take it elsewhere.
2006-11-22 14:52:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋