old men jokes?

Question

an old man was running into an ice cream parlor and ordered a banana split. the waitress said, "crushed nuts?' he said, "no, arthritis."

An old man was talking to this twenty year old about his new hearing aid. the old man said it was top of the line, and he could hear things a mile away. then the twenty year old said, "which brand built it?" he said, "about quarter after."

three old men walked out of a bar the first one said, "those were some good drinks." the second says "uh, about quarter past eight." the third one said, "NO OFFICER, I DIDN'T DO IT THIS TIME!" and he ran on ahead.

just tell me if these jokes are lame.

Answer 1

Yes, they are lame.

Jokes about any group of people be it by age, race or religion are lame. Try this one on your friends;

A Priest, Rabbi and Baptist Minister walk into a bar with a horse, a dog, a monkey and a duck.

The Bartender says "What is this? Some kind of a joke?"

Answer 2

dam right dam funny! i love the way when i check my inbox read ur 1st joke, then next one, and each time i click delete the number on the left hand side (of unread) will be reduced. But this time after reading 4 jokes the number was still high, and getting higher! Than i though whoopy! Bebop is on the roll! incase u cared...

Answer 3

Corny but i luv em anywayz

Answer 4

No offense but yes they are

Answer 5

funny haha

Answer 6

yeah because i dont get it

Answer 7

giggle

Answer 8

IT is!