A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium.
As he searched the rows ahead of him for a better seat, he found an empty one right next to the field. He approached the man sitting next to the empty seat and asked if it was taken.
The man replied, "No."
Amazed the young man asked, "How could someone pass up a seat like this?"
The older gentleman responded, "That's my wife's seat. We've been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she has passed away."
"Oh, how sad," the man said.
"I'm sorry to hear that, but couldn't you find a friend or relative to come with you?"
"No," the man said, "They're all at the funeral."
2006-11-22 14:53:36 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny but oh so very wrong
2006-11-22 14:55:42 · answer #1 · answered by Carol N 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no not really because if this were true i hope her husband would also be at the funeral. Because games come and go but the people
we love are only here for a short time!
2006-11-22 22:58:41 · answer #2 · answered by ms. clean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends. Was the wife cremated or buried? Cremation=funny; burial=not funny
2006-11-22 22:58:45 · answer #3 · answered by terry t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! awww!! thats sad.
2006-11-22 23:15:31 · answer #4 · answered by Danielle (: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny kind of mean but funny
2006-11-22 22:56:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wet my pants - (but not from laughing)
2006-11-22 22:59:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its sad but then its funny
2006-11-22 22:55:26 · answer #7 · answered by Lore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha he... that is a bit funny.
2006-11-22 22:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think tats very funny. srry.
2006-11-22 22:55:21 · answer #9 · answered by Kirie S. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHAHAHAH thats goooooooood
2006-11-22 22:55:15 · answer #10 · answered by noname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋