Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

2006-11-18 08:27:18 · 6 answers · asked by jdmay200633 1 in Music

A man went to the doctor one day and when the doctor asked why he had come he replied "Well, it's not actually for me, you see, I think my wife is going deaf and I wanted a way I could test her without letting her know" The doctor thought for a moment and then said "Try this: when you get back home stand about 10 feet away from your wife, with her facing away from you, and ask her something. If she answers, you know she's not deaf, but if she doesn't move two feet forward and ask again, repeat this, moving two feet forwards each time, and then when she answers remember how far away you were and come and tell me."

2006-11-18 08:26:30 · 21 answers · asked by ~Grace~ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

One night, Little Johnny's father overhears his son saying his prayers. "God bless Mummy, Daddy and Granny. Good-bye Grampa." The next day Grandfather dies.
A month or so later, his father again overhears Little Johnny at prayer. "God bless Mummy and Daddy, Good-bye Granny." The next day Grandmother dies.
Father begins to worry. Two weeks later, he again hears Little Johnny praying, "God bless Mummy. Good-bye Daddy."
Father nearly has a heart attack and spends all next day in fear of his life. However, he manages to survive and returns home after work, "I had a really bad day today," he says to his wife.
"Don't tell me about bad days," replies his wife. "This morning the postman dropped dead on the porch." :)

2006-11-18 08:26:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and in which order did the 6 remaining get told

2006-11-18 08:26:11 · 9 answers · asked by GROTBAGS 76 2 in Television

Tourist attraction in your state or country?

2006-11-18 08:25:24 · 20 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Headliner-FOB
2. Gym Class Heroes
3. MCR
4. The Hush Sound
5. Lucky Boys Confusion

2006-11-18 08:24:39 · 14 answers · asked by applejacks676 2 in Music

2006-11-18 08:24:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Lana Lang
Lois Lane
Chloe Sullivan
Jimmy Olsen
Lionel Luthor

2006-11-18 08:24:03 · 10 answers · asked by ~ Victoria ~ 1 in Television

2006-11-18 08:23:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

im going to the all american rejects concert.....
the format and the starting line and gym class heroes are all going to be there...
i went to each of their myspaces..... and they all say different times... (5:30...6:30..and 8)
when should i go?
my ticket says 6:30.....but i dont know if thats only pertaining to the all american rejects...

2006-11-18 08:23:15 · 7 answers · asked by taylorswift<3 3 in Music

i cant believe simon kept eton road in-their performance tonight was not that good and he got rid of robert, he is fab, anyone agree?????

2006-11-18 08:22:25 · 11 answers · asked by angel 4 in Television

> Pregnant Blonde
>
> The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in
>the
> driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for
joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down

>along
> with her.
> She said, "I have some really great news!"
>
> I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
> She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up
>and down,
> told me that she was pregnant!I knew that she had been trying for a
>while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"
>
>
> Then she said, "There's more." I asked,"What do you mean 'more'?"
She
said, "Well, we are not having just one baby.We are going to have

>TWINS!"
> Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked
her how she knew.
>
>She said.... (You're going to love this!) "
>
>Well, that was the easy part. I went to Walmart and they actually had
a
>
>home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.
>
> Both tests came out positive!

2006-11-18 08:22:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 08:21:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Not that I would ever do such a thing.

2006-11-18 08:21:30 · 29 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

as i've got older, and especially now i have a little son, i've found it more and more difficult to think of things that i would like for xmas presents. i always end up asking for either clothes or perfume (sooooo original !!!) what would u most like to find waiting under the xmas tree for u this year ? i guess if reality and expense didn't come into the equation, i would like plane tickets to miami so that i could visit a very special friend of mine.... just remember - the gift has to be able to fit under the xmas tree !!!!!!! so no mansions or huge cars please !!!

2006-11-18 08:21:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

will you be able to smell the lotion when the candle is burning?

2006-11-18 08:21:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i don't want to pay to download just one song

2006-11-18 08:20:58 · 2 answers · asked by laura p 1 in Music

A packrat?

2006-11-18 08:20:48 · 16 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 08:20:44 · 9 answers · asked by Stephanie A 1 in Movies

of the csi programs...las vegas, miami, or new york?

2006-11-18 08:20:20 · 10 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 08:19:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just read an article about new mothers taking drastic diets less than a week after having there baby, in order to slim down like the celeb 'yummy mummys'

Just wanted to know what size men prefer eg, 4,6,8,10....., women feel free to answer also.

Im a size 6, but am naturaly skinny, i actually want to put abit more fat on, so if anyone has any tips on getting my weight up abit to say size 8, feel free to advise.

Thanks

2006-11-18 08:19:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how he was like on the football team in highschool and his girlfriend gets pregnant and they have a little baby girl and then in the end like he says how she was like the best thing that ever happened to him....??? help please i wanna know the song

2006-11-18 08:19:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

do you always slitter(spill) you food down your t-shirt no matter how careful you are........

and how do you manage to miss a big mouth like that???????


ps...over here thats what we call someone who spills(slitters) there food down them(a Slitter)

2006-11-18 08:18:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On the day of their wedding, a groom makes his bride promise never to look in the top drawer of his desk. She agrees and 25 years pass before curiosity overcomes her and she has a peek inside. In the desk she's surprised to find 3 golf balls and a huge pile of cash. Later that day she confronts her husband and demands to know what is going on.
"I'll confess," says the husband. "Every time I've had an affair I've put a golf ball in the desk."
"You've had three affairs!?" says the wife..."Well I'm not happy but after 25 years I suppose I can live with it. Now tell me where did all that money come from?"
"Well," says the husband. "Every time I collected a dozen balls, I sold them."

2006-11-18 08:18:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 08:18:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I will tell you later if I get enough guesses.......hee hee hee, you will NEVER guess.

2006-11-18 08:18:34 · 3 answers · asked by Nic 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out!



Answers are for who you are now --- not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready.


It's only 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers to each question.


Ready??


1. When do you feel your best?


a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon &and early evening
c) late at night


2. You usually walk...


a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly


3. When talking to people you...


a) stand with your arms folded
b) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your hips
d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair


4. When relaxing, you sit with...


a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you


5. When something really amuses you, you react with...


a) big appreciated laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile


6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...


a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed


7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted...



a) welcome the break
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes


8. Which of the following colors do you like most?


a) Red or orange
b) black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray


9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are...


a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers


10. You often dream that you are...


a) falling
b) fighting or struggling
c) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always pleasant


POINTS:


1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

2006-11-18 08:18:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

scorpion sunday night - if you have an interest then please tell - thanks

2006-11-18 08:17:52 · 4 answers · asked by bittoo khanna 3 in Horoscopes

I am trying to make a cd, and I need some really good older country songs, what do you suggest?. The name of the song and artist please. I have some Johnny Cash and Willie nelson and tons Patsy Cline, so any songs that you just love??

2006-11-18 08:17:44 · 12 answers · asked by Rowan 7 in Music