One night, Little Johnny's father overhears his son saying his prayers. "God bless Mummy, Daddy and Granny. Good-bye Grampa." The next day Grandfather dies.
A month or so later, his father again overhears Little Johnny at prayer. "God bless Mummy and Daddy, Good-bye Granny." The next day Grandmother dies.
Father begins to worry. Two weeks later, he again hears Little Johnny praying, "God bless Mummy. Good-bye Daddy."
Father nearly has a heart attack and spends all next day in fear of his life. However, he manages to survive and returns home after work, "I had a really bad day today," he says to his wife.
"Don't tell me about bad days," replies his wife. "This morning the postman dropped dead on the porch." :)
2006-11-18 08:26:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
like it!!
2006-11-18 08:34:01 · answer #1 · answered by wilson picket 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahhahahahahahahhahhahahaha! lmao
2006-11-18 08:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by buttercup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the little jonny ones!! keep 'em comin!
2006-11-18 08:35:38 · answer #3 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl , very gd keeping them rolling 10/10
2006-11-18 08:29:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! gives new meaing to OOP's
2006-11-18 11:38:29 · answer #5 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Heard it before but it still makes me smile.
2006-11-18 08:29:33 · answer #6 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent !! very funny..
2006-11-18 08:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! heard that one before , still funny! :-D
2006-11-18 08:39:30 · answer #8 · answered by Keepingmycool 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved it. really funny. good job.
2006-11-18 08:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cfghh
2006-11-18 08:31:41 · answer #10 · answered by charlie w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋