Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

2006-11-18 08:58:16 · 7 answers · asked by WonderTwit 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 08:57:40 · 3 answers · asked by lati30 1 in Music

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and nothing was going right. The elvwes were complaining about not getting paid overtime. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and the sleight wa broken. Santa was furious. "I can't believe it!" he yells. "I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel to find one hours ago! What am I going to do?"
Just then, the little angel opens the front door and steps in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree.
"Oi fatty!" she says. "Where d'you want me to stick this?"
And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass. :)

2006-11-18 08:57:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I thought about using the whole "I would totally go out with you if someone put a gun to my head and told me either go out with you or die..." then just walk away real quick and hope they can read between the lines....

2006-11-18 08:56:23 · 31 answers · asked by Js_5 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 08:56:10 · 3 answers · asked by scober 1 in Television

how many of you liked the hardy boys and nancy drew.i know i did.

2006-11-18 08:55:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Who do you like best Peter from Family Guy or Homer from the Simpsons?

2006-11-18 08:54:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-18 08:54:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

it's hard isn't it

"And I lift my hands up and pray 2 be only urs"

2006-11-18 08:53:25 · 11 answers · asked by *Heart~broken* 4 in Music

2006-11-18 08:53:22 · 14 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

having sex, ...whats going on? ..he says,
mum says ''just trying to flatten dads tummy''.

Son says: you're wasting your time cos Mrs Murphy next door comes in when your at work, gets on her knees and blows him back up again!!
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An 80 year old couple were sh***ing furiously up against a fence. They kept at it for 40 mins arms & legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor.

Christ dhe said ''you didnt fcuk me like that 50 years ago... to which the old man replied...

''50 years ago that wasn't a fcuking electric fence''!

2006-11-18 08:53:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 08:52:03 · 21 answers · asked by NuncProTunc 3 in Celebrities

2006-11-18 08:51:36 · 19 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

On the scale of 1-10 1 being the lowest, 10 being the highest, how gory are these movies?

Are they worth to watch?

2006-11-18 08:51:17 · 7 answers · asked by Queen of Dumb Questions 1 in Movies

Its go's like this

"Its alright Yeah I'll be fine Dont worry about this heart of mine Just tkae the peices when you"

& another part of it is "But your not sure enough to let me go"

Plzz somebody has to know wut song im tlaking about lol

2006-11-18 08:50:20 · 4 answers · asked by HeartBroken 1 in Music

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I'm a Manchester United fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a United fan?"

"Because my mum and dad are from Manchester, and my mum is a United fan and my dad is a United fan, so I'm a United fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a United fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.

What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?"

"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."

2006-11-18 08:50:13 · 8 answers · asked by foureyesslim 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I went to the Dixie Chicks concert last night and I would really like to know all the songs that they sang and what order they were in. If anyone knows - that would be a moajor help.

2006-11-18 08:49:13 · 3 answers · asked by oogla_boogla77 2 in Music

I wan't to know if you can eat the buds you buy or even grind them in to water or maybe tea or something.. please tell me and is this good or bad?

I probably would prefer to eat it than smoke it some times!

2006-11-18 08:47:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-18 08:46:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i think they are
i also like his movie "war of the worlds

2006-11-18 08:46:16 · 9 answers · asked by Liz 2 in Celebrities

Little Johnny runs up to his mummy and asks, "Mummy, where do babies come from?"
"The stork, dear," replies his mummy.
"Mummy, who keeps bad people from robbing our house?" asks Johnny.
"The police dear," answers his mother.
"If our house was on fire, who would save us mummy?"
"The fire department," answers Johnny's mum.
"Mummy, where does food come from?" asks Johnny.
"Farmers dear," says his mum.
"Mummy", says Johnny......."what do we need Daddy for?" :)

2006-11-18 08:45:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

not in, like, the cool sense. like in the macgvyer / david hasellhoff sense. what a mans man.

2006-11-18 08:45:34 · 11 answers · asked by eastcoastrockerdude 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 08:45:11 · 9 answers · asked by Lisa2006 3 in Television

2006-11-18 08:44:12 · 16 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 08:43:35 · 5 answers · asked by drsmokeitup 2 in Television

WHY are predators (like O.J) paid money for a TV series and book while support is not given by networks to a valuable series like PREDATORS, hosted by Denise Brown? This series (see predators.tv) helps women learn how to stay safe from Predators and heal from their vicious crimes......

2006-11-18 08:43:27 · 14 answers · asked by Jog11 1 in Television

2006-11-18 08:43:15 · 27 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

Jordans oldest child.

=P

2006-11-18 08:42:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

please describe the exact scene and what happens

2006-11-18 08:42:35 · 9 answers · asked by colbrain 2 in Movies

2006-11-18 08:41:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys