Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and nothing was going right. The elvwes were complaining about not getting paid overtime. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and the sleight wa broken. Santa was furious. "I can't believe it!" he yells. "I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel to find one hours ago! What am I going to do?"
Just then, the little angel opens the front door and steps in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree.
"Oi fatty!" she says. "Where d'you want me to stick this?"
And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass. :)
2006-11-18 08:57:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So that's how it got there!
Here's a groan one for you fidgety.
An American couple,Hank and Kitty,And a Russian called Rudolph,were travelling by train to an international conference in Warsaw.As the weather closed in,Kitty asked"Is it rain or sleet out there?"
"It looks like rain" said Hank.
"I agree," said Rudolph.
"Well it looks like sleet to me," insisted Kitty.
"I can assure you that it's rain," said Rudolph firmly.
"Well I say your wrong," snapped Kitty.
"Please ," said Hank,trying to calm his wife,"surely you realize that Rudolph the Red knows rain dear?"
2006-11-19 03:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Cheers!
2006-11-18 17:04:41 · answer #2 · answered by Outsider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee !!
Thanx : )
2006-11-18 17:13:28 · answer #3 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha nice job!
=D
2006-11-18 17:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by lemonhead181 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute :)
2006-11-18 16:59:30 · answer #5 · answered by km 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.....ha ha.....ho ho ho!!!!!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! HO HO HO!!!!!!!
2006-11-18 17:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by kerri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋