A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a Manchester United fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a United fan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from Manchester, and my mum is a United fan and my dad is a United fan, so I'm a United fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a United fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."
2006-11-18 08:50:13 · 8 answers · asked by foureyesslim 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
@ Micheal O
It's a joke mate, lighten up
You're either a scouser or a very boring man or both :)
2006-11-18 09:52:47 · update #1
spot on with that one.....ha ha ha ha ha ha lol
2006-11-18 08:57:26 · answer #1 · answered by manc red 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Half the kids in Liverpool are Everton fans. Very few Manchester United fans are from Manchester. Very few people from Liverpool are drug addicts, car thieves or prostitutes. They also have drug addicts, car thieves and prostitutes in other parts of the country. Even Manchester.
And you are a total prick my friend.
2006-11-18 17:36:25 · answer #2 · answered by Michael O 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
She'd only be a Liverpool fan if she had no wheels on her car !
2006-11-19 13:26:06 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Down here its a West Ham joke
2006-11-18 16:55:13 · answer #4 · answered by Shauna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! That is a good one. YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!! Thats so hot!!!!!!!!! Kids say the darnest things LOL!!!!
2006-11-18 17:02:58 · answer #5 · answered by kerri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao xclent, how about... what did the twelve year old scouse girl say the first time she had sex?
"Gerr off dad yer crushin me fags"
2006-11-18 17:01:52 · answer #6 · answered by abraxas5597 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA cute!
2006-11-18 16:54:29 · answer #7 · answered by Janey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
**** you.
2006-11-18 16:52:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋