I thought about using the whole "I would totally go out with you if someone put a gun to my head and told me either go out with you or die..." then just walk away real quick and hope they can read between the lines....
2006-11-18 08:56:23 · 31 answers · asked by Js_5 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It constantly surprises me how many people on yahoo answers can't sense a joke when they see one.
2006-11-18 09:14:30 · update #1
One guy I used to date would tell a non-starter "I don't hate my d*ck that much"
I've always gone with a long, dead-eyed stare, look up and down the guy, half a smile, and "uh-uh". It's worked for me every time, but you have to be serious about it and take your time with the stare and the up and down look.
2006-11-18 08:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just be real with the person that you is going ot break up with just tell him/she that you can't do it no more and you can't be with them nomore because of wha tthe did or because the way they treat you orsomebody else that you real love somebody else.you just need to stand upto the person that you is about to break up
2006-11-18 09:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find out what they look for in someone and do the opposite - don't wash, fart, etc. Remember, indiifference is often the greatest aphrodisiac.
One other suggestion, take them on Trisha, Jerry Springer or Jeremy Kyle and confess your love for someone else
2006-11-18 09:01:42 · answer #3 · answered by Bumblebois 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY WRONG. If you dont like the person just tell them that you would like to be friends but that you just dont have the feelings that are needed to make a relationship with them.
2006-11-18 08:58:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to be honest but nice. Just tell them that they are not really your type. If things were different you would really like to go out with them but that it just wouldn't work out.
2006-11-18 09:00:45 · answer #5 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't hurt their feelings. there is no reason for that. Don't be a coward and email either. Just meet in person and tell the truth. Be sure to tell the other person the last thing you want to do is hurt them but..................
2006-11-18 08:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by pinkrosegreeneyes bluerose 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No you don't want to do that. That would be cruel. People are too precious to go around hurting them UNLESS they are being a jerk about going out with you.
2006-11-18 08:59:02 · answer #7 · answered by egg_sammash 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
IF THEY'RE OBNOXIOUS, GO WITH THAT - otherwise just tell them flat out NO, and go away.....
For obnoxious types, another good one is "Sure, I'll go out with you - when you learn to fly without the aid of mechanical devices.....
2006-11-18 09:00:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let him off easily, talk it out, no point in offending the other person
2006-11-18 08:58:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't beat around the bush as much as you planned on. Just be mean about it
2006-11-18 08:58:55 · answer #10 · answered by Roy Munson 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋