2006-11-18 08:46:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
mean people suck... and got ink?
have them both.
2006-11-18 09:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by lol 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Buckle Up. It Makes It Harder For The Aliens To Suck You Out Of Your Car!
Chocolate, Coffee, Men. Some Things Are Better Rich.
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate.
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can't
Despite The Cost Of Living, Have You Noticed How Popular It Remains?
DETEST-de stuff de teacher gives de students when ya expect it de least!
Don’t Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.
Don’t Piss Me Off! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
When Life Hands You Lemons, Squirt Your Enemies In The Eye!
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
and...
Do Not Meddle In the Affairs Of Dragons, For You Are Crunchy and Good With Ketchup!
Haha, I LOVE bumper stickers!
2006-11-18 16:48:00 · answer #2 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
This one comes from a local chain of coffee houses in my community:
"Friends don't let their friends do Starbucks"
DEAF DOG COFFEE
Unfortunately for our community the chain eventually went out of business. But they put up a great fight for several years; and this bumper sticker was well known all over the county.
2006-11-18 17:01:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
My Kid Is An Honor Roll Student
2006-11-18 16:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by Froggy In Indy 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
PARENT OF A HONOR ( with honor crossed out) STUDENT
(he got a c and is no longer an honor
2006-11-18 16:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
On a chevy truck...This truck eats Fords for lunch
2006-11-18 17:08:33 · answer #6 · answered by marie r 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The funniest one I've seen was "Don't like my driving call 1-800- Eat Sh*t"
2006-11-18 16:48:23 · answer #7 · answered by ~Kricket~ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My kid's self esteem is sufficient, and he doesn't need his minor scholastic achievements on the back of my car.
Or
My kid sells drugs to you honor roll student.
2006-11-18 17:00:18 · answer #8 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Ouch not so hard-might break rubber
2006-11-18 17:09:36 · answer #9 · answered by whipat4 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ex-wife for sale...just take up the notes
things just haven't been the same since that house landed on my sister
2006-11-18 16:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by mxzptlk 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Come in, my neighbors throw good parties...every night!!
2006-11-18 16:50:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋