Little Johnny runs up to his mummy and asks, "Mummy, where do babies come from?"
"The stork, dear," replies his mummy.
"Mummy, who keeps bad people from robbing our house?" asks Johnny.
"The police dear," answers his mother.
"If our house was on fire, who would save us mummy?"
"The fire department," answers Johnny's mum.
"Mummy, where does food come from?" asks Johnny.
"Farmers dear," says his mum.
"Mummy", says Johnny......."what do we need Daddy for?" :)
2006-11-18 08:45:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That reminds me fidgety.
When they brought their first baby home from hospital the wife suggested to her husband that he should have a go at changing the baby's nappy.
"I'm busy," he said."I'll change the next one."
Three hours later, she tried again."Darling will you change baby's nappy?"
"No," he said" I meant the next baby."
2006-11-19 03:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Daddy needs to keep working and keep giving mummy all his money!
2006-11-18 09:00:42 · answer #2 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you say she did very good with her sums and getting as far a "G" in the alphabet. And she really did stand out in the gym class. It only goes to show not all blondes are thick !
2016-05-22 01:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot mummies answer,
I'm f***ked if I know !
2006-11-18 12:30:42 · answer #4 · answered by bigbro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep
2006-11-18 08:52:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow ..cool!
2006-11-18 08:48:40 · answer #6 · answered by ganeshr008 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was disappointed. = (
2006-11-18 08:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice...
=)
2006-11-18 08:48:59 · answer #8 · answered by lemonhead181 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*Cough* ...
2006-11-18 08:48:28 · answer #9 · answered by uk_lad_2003 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok...
2006-11-18 08:49:29 · answer #10 · answered by km 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋