having sex, ...whats going on? ..he says,
mum says ''just trying to flatten dads tummy''.
Son says: you're wasting your time cos Mrs Murphy next door comes in when your at work, gets on her knees and blows him back up again!!
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An 80 year old couple were sh***ing furiously up against a fence. They kept at it for 40 mins arms & legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor.
Christ dhe said ''you didnt fcuk me like that 50 years ago... to which the old man replied...
''50 years ago that wasn't a fcuking electric fence''!
2006-11-18 08:53:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The 1st one is really funny and the 2nd even better! I wonder..... did you made them up?Please answer. If you did, you have a very creative mind. You could do stand up comedy.
2006-11-18 09:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by kerri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great, especially like the first one
2006-11-18 17:23:59 · answer #2 · answered by wenders 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny LOL
Love the first one!!!
2006-11-18 17:03:14 · answer #3 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice did you make those up?
2006-11-18 17:09:03 · answer #4 · answered by ♥will♥skate♥4♥life♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-18 17:55:11 · answer #5 · answered by elidet_reyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good un!
2006-11-18 16:58:11 · answer #6 · answered by wilson picket 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋