On the day of their wedding, a groom makes his bride promise never to look in the top drawer of his desk. She agrees and 25 years pass before curiosity overcomes her and she has a peek inside. In the desk she's surprised to find 3 golf balls and a huge pile of cash. Later that day she confronts her husband and demands to know what is going on.
"I'll confess," says the husband. "Every time I've had an affair I've put a golf ball in the desk."
"You've had three affairs!?" says the wife..."Well I'm not happy but after 25 years I suppose I can live with it. Now tell me where did all that money come from?"
"Well," says the husband. "Every time I collected a dozen balls, I sold them."
2006-11-18 08:18:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They must have been golden balls !
2006-11-19 05:28:20 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-18 16:21:24 · answer #2 · answered by hotfeat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly mare, she should have just took the money! She would have known he couldn't question her about it because it was in the mystery draw!
I know, I know, it's only a joke!. LOL
2006-11-18 16:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll say one thing, he sure had a lot of balls.
2006-11-18 16:21:27 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha very funy i love i!!! keep them coming
2006-11-18 16:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hubby thinks this is funny......
Not so sure myself ...
M : (
2006-11-18 17:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol.. nice one
2006-11-18 16:21:19 · answer #7 · answered by ♥babygurl♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh... I have no idea. Golfers?
2006-11-18 16:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-11-18 16:31:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee... snort out loud...lol!!!!!!!!
2006-11-18 16:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by charlie w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋