Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

Mac Gyver, Slater, John Stamos, ect....

2006-11-18 08:09:16 · 13 answers · asked by bown 4 in Polls & Surveys

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

2006-11-18 08:08:32 · 14 answers · asked by Chocogal 7 in Jokes & Riddles

am proud but want somethin' new

2006-11-18 08:08:25 · 7 answers · asked by livelegolas 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-18 08:07:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

mcdonald brothers and ray back whats all that about ??

2006-11-18 08:06:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

What film was their first?

2006-11-18 08:06:32 · 3 answers · asked by robertajbenson 1 in Movies

if so what was the cause?

2006-11-18 08:06:04 · 16 answers · asked by cheerforchris 1 in Polls & Surveys

Do they use tablets ,i mean all these sparms inside them everyday everytime?

2006-11-18 08:05:59 · 2 answers · asked by livelegolas 1 in Celebrities

and jesus said to his deciple, fetch me apale of water and i shall turn it into wine,
he replied sod off you'll buy a round like the rest of us
as he hung on the cross he said to john,climb up onto my left arm, john did this, peter climb up onto my right arm, he did this, luke sit upon my left knee, he did this, mark climb upon my right knee, no lord he replied i cannot, your pain will be to great, jesus said again climb upon my right knee, again he refused saying although i love you lord i cannot see you suffer thus
the lord shouts, damit mark do you wanna be in this photo or not

2006-11-18 08:05:23 · 11 answers · asked by polly a 2 in Jokes & Riddles

what are some qualities that comedians have, name your favourite comedian and say what they have.

2006-11-18 08:03:39 · 5 answers · asked by bug m 2 in Television

I already know/have:
Dani California
Can't Stop
Under The Bridge
Give It Away
Tell Me Baby
Snow (Hey Oh)

2006-11-18 08:03:28 · 14 answers · asked by Addicted To Abercrombie & Fitch 2 in Music

i got this in an email hope u like it::

HER DIARY" :

I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my
fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to
worry. On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he simply smiled
and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he
didn't
say, "I love you too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if
he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV;
he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10
minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore,
so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I
started crying and cried until I fell asleep. I do not know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a
disaster.














"
HIS DIARY" : Today...
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... India lost the cricket match again. DAMM IT..............

2006-11-18 08:02:47 · 9 answers · asked by Chocogal 7 in Jokes & Riddles

what if you got your arms stuck in a combine, lost, one arm, and your other arm's hand healed in a thumbs up position? what if you want to give someone a thumbs down? would you have to carry one of those big foam things people get at wrestlemania #65 around with you?

2006-11-18 08:02:10 · 7 answers · asked by my big little pony 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 08:02:10 · 23 answers · asked by Liz 2 in Celebrities

who do you say it to

2006-11-18 08:02:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 08:00:28 · 12 answers · asked by dancelover09 2 in Movies

2006-11-18 08:00:05 · 13 answers · asked by NuncProTunc 3 in Jokes & Riddles

So the girl dealing with him says'' Open your shirt, so he unbuttons his shirt to reveal his curly grey chest hair. Ok says the girl I can see you are old enough to qualify. So the man goes home and tells his wife what happened and she says to him ''You should have dropped your trousers - you might have got disability as well..

2006-11-18 07:59:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

quizz a while ago and the quiz master recons its a look a like,and we all got it wrong because we all said it was kemp .we all lucked confused and ripped off ,what is the truth.

2006-11-18 07:59:29 · 14 answers · asked by clare p 3 in Television

nazi basketball association

2006-11-18 07:58:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They are asking us to bring a White Elephant Gift. What type of gift is that. And any good ideas if you ever had to bring this as a type of gift before, they are for single M / F ages 40-50 year olds.

2006-11-18 07:58:15 · 7 answers · asked by He is in control 4 in Polls & Surveys

Any fans of Gary Jules?Id never heard of him until I heard his song on the "Gears of War" commercial for Xbox i think, but i love his song and i'd like to know some things about him. Thanks!

2006-11-18 07:58:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

or hardly working? This question is meant for 25-50 years old but anyone can answer as long as you say your age.
Best answer gets 10 points

2006-11-18 07:57:32 · 13 answers · asked by M N 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 07:56:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-18 07:56:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

IT'S A FRICKIN CARTOON!!!

2006-11-18 07:56:20 · 33 answers · asked by Death Virus 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 07:56:10 · 11 answers · asked by telis_gr1 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 07:55:46 · 5 answers · asked by BARBARA K 1 in Movies

she cant find her pencial and her tampon is be hind here ear

2006-11-18 07:54:52 · 15 answers · asked by chris's baby girl 4 life 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I am so freaking tired of people in theatres.

At the begging of a movie it says "Please turn off all cell phones and pagers" very clearly"
then usauly it says "please respect other's by silence during a movie"

I went to see Casino Royale last night and neither happend.

First of all every 5 min a guy two seats over would flip open his damn cell phone blindig me with blue light... thats annoying.

then a guy two rows behind me was talking louder then the movie on a cell phone. He spends 10 min then walks out the theater. 5 min later he walks back in sits down and talks again. I just about through a entire coca-cola on him.

Oh and then the laugher. I know this guy wasnt laughing at the screen. Some part of the movie he starts going. "Yeah "Yeah" "Yeah" when at first we thought it was a good part of the movie... then we realized it was into a phone... guy was as loud as the movie.

People should be searched for these things before entering and confinscated. if you have

2006-11-18 07:54:14 · 10 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Movies